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( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

hahah excellent
CMYK FTW
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

It's fun to stay at the C-M-Y-K

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

PANTONE!!!
there's no need to feel down
i said PANTONE!!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

arf

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

Manwife's currently colouring his comic.
There's bits of paper with random pantone numbers everywhere at ours at the moment.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

Hurrah for Pantone reference numbers.
I have a Pantone reference book right here.
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

I might buy him one, come to think of it.
You're so good at giving me ideas, you lovely monkey.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

aren't they like £400 or something!?!?
:S
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

nah - about £60ish?
They're not cheap though
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

ebay or amazon marketplace
they might be a tad less expensive

maybe
( mictoboy, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Tis worth it.
Plus I've just spent £60 on a jacket.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

I have a reputation
for being great at buying presents for people. That's the first time I've suggested a Pantone reference book though!

They can be a bit pricey. It might be worth contacting somewhere that does printing or a QC lab somewhere that deals with packaging materials (cartons, labels etc.) to try to get hold of one of their old ones as they are only guaranteed for a year when used for testing.
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

ooooo!
any chance of a sneaky peek??
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

Not on your nelly.
It'll be published on the net once he's finished, and then not only will you be allowed to read it, you have to pimp it to everyone ever.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

*looks at my nelly*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

Put it away.
dirty boy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

I WASHED IT LAST WEEK!!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

It looks dusty.
That's never a good sign.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

as long as it hasn't gone purple again
i don't mind
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

has she packed her trunk?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

God - Even subliminally, I'm a Graphic Designer
hadn't realised what I'd done there
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

That figures!
In my experience with graphic designers you are a big bunch of cunty bastards when it comes to colours! :)
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

does this mean my painting is going to be all red or summat?!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

Red
Red. Red. Red. RED, Charlie boy. Red! Is the color of sex! Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles! Red is the color of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, Do. Not. Enter. All my favorite things in life.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

i like a bit of blue myself........




hahaha!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

To go with your westlife?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

*shuffles away*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

lol something like that...
I'm going back a bit now to the days before photoshop etc.
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

Colour naziism
is the only way I'm afraid, when confronted with idiots who want their magazine cover to look like dog vomit.

Unless of course the said magazine is "Dog Vomit Monthly"
( Hamster Trippin', Thu 10 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

hahahahahahahaha
this one is ace
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

compo the bastard
edit: ta
*clicks*
( mictoboy, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

^ This!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

a phrase often heard in last of the summer wine
after he'd just hatched some nefarious plan and tied some random lunatic to the railway track

"Ahah!! the express is due! in a time not more than 2 weeks a train may come along this track!"

"You monster! the trains never run on time, you bastard!"

"hahahahahaha"

every... shitting.... episode
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

Pink FTW!
:D
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

Hahahaha
Woo!
( Afinkawan, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

hahaha!!
close the compo!
winnar!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

this made me laugh like a fucking loon
either i'm lame or this is really funny, but either way you have my woo and click!
(Meta4 whats a meta for?, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

or maybe it's both
:)
( mictoboy, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

fucksocks
hoping nobody would guess it :-\
(Meta4 whats a meta for?, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

:D
woo~hoo!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

b-b-b-b-b-brilliant!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

don't take the piss out of Freeb's stutter
it's a sore subject
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

Arf! :D

I thought about doing that with fruit, but I think I can be bothered anyway
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

Haha, ace!

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

*tugs on sleeve*
please not him!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

Who, freebs?
Why not, son? He's all of teh lully...
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

*looks around*
not the king of hats....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

*shouts*
OY! HATS! FOUND HIM!!!!!

bwahahah
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

argh!!
*clings to kenny*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

i never lost him
*spies from the shadows*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

*fears*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

Yep. The subtle one wins it.
I worked in the print for a few years so this one made me gaffaw. Good work.
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

hahaha!
Brilliant! Click!

but the stats should have been in hex for extra silliness
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

Hmmm
you may be on to something
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

righhhhhht.....
*scratches head in perplexed manner*
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

you know
black is #000, etc.
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

LET'S TALK ABOUT HEX BABY

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0
or more specifically this
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

hahaha
that's fucking ace!
*click*
( Mortal Wombat - i'm english, try and deport me!, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

heeheehhe! I like

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

hahahaha
winner!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

better late than never
here is your bag full of woo, yay and houpla. And have this complimentary clicky too :)
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 10 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

thanks madam

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 10 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

congrats on the FP fella!
nice one
( The Great Architect, Thu 10 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

why
does each card add up to something different?

Thus making it an unfair advantage, there could be a blue card with 100 black and 600 blue
(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:28, archived)