*follows at a far enough distance not to be noticed*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

Why don't you just wait for his return
and then ask him how his holiday was?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

because i already know how his holiday will be
RUINED!!! by a stranger lurking in the shadows...
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

yeah,
the in-laws.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

that'd make you the worst stalker ever

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:11, archived)