8>5
5 due to it being even (always better), sideways infinity and curvy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

*cries*
YOU'VE ALWAYS HATED MY FIVE! GET AWAY FROM ME!

*inconsoles*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

I don't like odd numbers
They make me sad. What if the numbers have to pair up for a PE lesson?

Bloody hell, you can tell I was a bit of a loner at school.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

:(

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

It's alright now
I'm popular on the internet

Plus I now have a trilby, so nothing can be too bad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

what is this internets that you speak of?

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

It's where all the cool people are.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

Don't be sad muggles
5 can pair up with 7 to make 12. then they will be all of the happies!
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

*rejoices*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

*has one player left to pick for the team*
*looks at mugatu*
*looks at Joey*
*looks at mugatu*
*looks at Joey*

JOEY!!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

story of my life
:'(
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

In fairness, any kid with the name "mugatu"
is going to get bullied in school
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?
A SCHOOL FOR ANTS!?!?
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

*sneaks up to Captain*

*removes big knives, hammers and guns*

*de-comissions*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*still has rocks*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

you will always Rock, muffins

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 10 May 2007, 16:33, archived)