B3ta Trumps 'does various ways to experience pain:'

I nicked the footage someone else found, and have forgotten who they are!

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( Jahled extraordinaire®, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:21, archived)

Is it that guy with the really high voice?
EDIT: iSketch anyone? B3ta room as usual
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:22, archived)

I don't know why I posted it actually
I can barely watch it without clenching my teeth
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:24, archived)

Maybe she's trying to fix a prolapse.

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:39, archived)

trying?
She booted it out of his torso

which makes my insides invert...

EDIT: Thats a point, where is sir Pasanonic?
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

Maybe you shouldn't have had that spicy curry then:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:50, archived)

that's....erm....
a contributory factor.....


*swallows gallon of cheap beer*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:51, archived)

an eye sketch you say?
sure, here you go

( wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:13, archived)

ooooooo
i haven't got any and even i winced at that one!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:22, archived)

haha
*points at no-balls*
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:27, archived)

well
most women don't have them
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

Oh they have them all right, they have them in the palms of their hands.
They just keep them in our pants until they need new shoes.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

*has never tried to pay for shoes with depanted balls*

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

*has tried depanting balls with new shoes*

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:49, archived)

FACT

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

I was young and it was my first time...
and she told me all women had them...

*burns clothes*
*scrubs til I bleed*
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:31, archived)

i bet
you know all there is to know about the crying game
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:33, archived)

I've not seen it actually
maybe it would have been a good idea
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

do you have a mangina
Greg?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

i have
womanly bits, but who is greg?
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

He's
One fishy bastard.
(Ballunatic, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:31, archived)

greg the fish?
isn't he spongebob's friend?
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

If you like.

(Ballunatic, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:33, archived)

i don't like fish
i prefer meat, couldn't get the hang of vagitarianism
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:35, archived)

^pfft
Quote of the day :)
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:29, archived)

Old Greg
with the mangina. Don't come over all coy with me missy. We all know where this will end.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:34, archived)

Reading this made me titter
like an old lady
(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

i don't
as i'm not greg. ask rollingcabbage when he's on here, he'll tell you
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

I'M OLD GREG!!!!

( mofaha, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:38, archived)

i'm brian
and so's my wife
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:40, archived)

i got some baileys
do you love me?
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:40, archived)

ummmmm
how much baileys?
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:41, archived)

Have you ever
drunk baileys from a shoe?
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:46, archived)

not from my shoes
they're rank
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

you know what they say about women with rank shoes?
flappy womanly bits
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

there's nothing flappy
about my bits, i just dislike socks with great intensity
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:51, archived)

so its been 5 days
and already there is talk of your genitalia, well done ma'am
( Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:42, archived)

yay
all hail my womanly bits!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:45, archived)

i'll never understand women wincing at a guy being kicked in the balls!
they cannot possibly appreciate it since it doesn't feel like you'd expect it to feel. it's a very unique pain / ache which you feel in your stomach for a very long time afterwards.
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:39, archived)

the ease and vulnerability depend alot
if its a voluntary erotic act, if they're pissed, etc, and if you dont do it hard enough there's the immediate retaliation
( wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:23, archived)

It's NEVER ok to hit a woman
if there's a chance anyone will find out.
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:25, archived)

even if
it is in an erotic context?
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:27, archived)

Ah. Forgot about that.

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

i think that's okay
*checks rule book*
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

i hope it's ok
otherwise i ought to get the bf charged with assault :S
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

What if you hit her mid-sex change?

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:27, archived)

Not strictly a woman.

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

*goes to surgery theater*

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

Yeah!
Get those mental freaks!
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

i did once
she jumped out at me to suprise me, so i jumped in suprise/instictivly swung at the threat and caught her lip, but the people not finding out thing diddnt work, she cried so loud people on other floors could hear, and the entire of the halls found out
( wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

See?

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

see what?

( wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

that!

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

Spot on.

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:31, archived)

see spot run?

( wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

run spot run!

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

do you want a plaster
for that?
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:33, archived)

a bucket would be more useful


'A cylindrical vessel used for holding or carrying liquids or solids; a pail.'
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:34, archived)

are you defining bucket at me?

(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

who, me?! :)

( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:41, archived)

you need one here

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:40, archived)

*starts humming tune*

( wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:35, archived)

chevron?

( wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:35, archived)

here we go...

( wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

this?
*lifts top*
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

Awwww a wabbit!

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

damn you
the chevron was going so well
( wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

You ruined it with your hastiness.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:39, archived)

eh?

( wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

start a new one!

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:50, archived)

no.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:01, archived)

well just as long as we dont go off the edge of the board again either

( wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:02, archived)

how much
further is that?
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:09, archived)

might not be too long
we did it a little while back
( wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:12, archived)

not far now

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:10, archived)

I refuse.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:03, archived)

a new what?

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:05, archived)

chevron

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

getting there

( wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

arrowhead

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

he died after this happened
a swift kick in the bollocks can kill
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:26, archived)

it can make you sick up
your own lungs.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

would it still be potentially fatal if they were immedately cut off afterwards?

edit: if they can be found immediately afterwards, of course ~.~;;
( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

Especially if you're wearing axe-boots.

( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

i find it hurts less immediately
but gets worse with time
( yanmania... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473878, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:26, archived)

haha WOO!
meanwhile.

Fucking thread deleting arseholes.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

I hate that rabbit though.
Fat twart.
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

aaaaarrrgghh

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:39, archived)

^_^
hahaha!

he probably deserved it...
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:44, archived)

Ouch.

(NEIN ., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

you caught your cock in your zipper
after fwapping over it didn't you.


so did I.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:00, archived)

Oof
Anyone who gets off on that seriously needs a couple of things explained to them in more detail.
( Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

No! A blow on the head!

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 13 May 2007, 8:26, archived)