Whee! First time post!


Be gentle, it's my first time...

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( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

Woo, nicely!
Ah the stories I could tell about patients with FBUA's.......
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

FBUA's?
Found Buried Up Arses?
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Sun 13 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

Foreign Bodies Up Anus

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

Bloody foreigners


/racist blog
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Sun 13 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

Lacist!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

Haha

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Sun 13 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

You made that up
Sounds like aload of shit to me :)
( Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

Do tell!
(The potential excuses could be useful. For someone else. Obviously.)
(sir_spicious2000 word made flesh. Assuming the word is 'sex-mong', Sun 13 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

The one that sticks in the mind
Is the one of the guy who'd 'lost' a vibrator up his arse. He was too embarassed to come forward, so waited until the batteries ran down: 3 days! Had to remove it by laparotomy - big slice right down the middle of the belly, all guts out on the table job...
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

jesus christ on a bicycle!
was there no simpler way?! like, ye olde rubber glove + lube, or sth?
(zonk, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

They tried
But it was stuck fast - the suction power of the lower bowel is phenomenal! At the end of the day the only other way into the arse is from the front.
Kids: do not leave vibes up your arse for three days!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

hahaha
what a silly mans!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

how unhygienic

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:10, archived)

hahahaha
my brother had a classic FBUA from when he was on theatre during his paramedic training.

aerosol cap. "i was washing my dog and i sat on it"

anaesthetist said (as soon as the guy was under) "so sir, how exactly did you get an aerosol cap up your arse?"

my brother was in tears of laughter and could barely see what he was doing (shoving a pipe down the poor guys throat).
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

Fucking
dangling modifiers piss me off.

/grammar blog
( Jago Laurens, Sun 13 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

Top lurkage

( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Sun 13 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

*checks profile*
Bloody hell that's some quality lurking!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

I know,
I don't think I can wait another year to see another quality post like this.

Note to Evilscary: Post more like this.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Sun 13 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

Well,
I registered but never got the confirmation email... so I figured B3ta didn't want me!

I'll post more in the future!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

I don't know now,
the second post didn't quite live up to the quality of the first.

:P

Welcome to b3ta... etc
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Sun 13 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

Heh heh
Careful, you'll scare him away! (I'm guessing a him)
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

Aw!
We want you! Poor evilscary!

*hugs*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

Inappropriate touching!
I need an adult! I need an adult!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

*arrives*
*puts on 'appropriate touching' gloves*

yes?
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

RIS?

( davew27, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

Original poster
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=44370
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Sun 13 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

Ah, I wasn't reading properly because I had just woken up

( davew27, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

yay welcome to b3ta you'll never leave :)

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

Haha!
'Ning.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Sun 13 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

ning :)

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
nice one
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

That makes me larf everytime :)

( Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:19, archived)