my mum has paintshop pro7
and my dad still reads this shit... what else is there to do?


a rare compo effort for me...

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(malmohuset, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

My dad also reads that shit
the big racist.
( Afinkawan, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

You calling your dad fat?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

He's about the same size as me
so yes.
( Afinkawan, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

woo
your forgetting
Political Correctness Gone Mad: 100,000,000
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

Arf - ^this

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

hahaha!
'ning all!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

Ningaling Debs!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

'ning 'ning!
Mrs T! \o/
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

ning
lady face
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

It's a good, staunch, British read
I will not hear a word against it.

I'm guessing you're black? Or Arab?

Either way, get back to where you came from!
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 14 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

hahaha!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

Page23 headline....
"Divorcee Christie claims that Ken and John the gay couple upstairs, are the perfect neighbours. They feed her cat, pick up her shopping and even vet her boyfriends. All very cosy - but then, she WAS married to Ken for ten years" -

and this is a News paper???
(malmohuset, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

Shock horror,
married man is gay!

Well worth national coverage.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

Oh, dear god.
They really should ban that paper.

Then again, it provides so much amusment.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 14 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

haha
'ning all.
( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

'ning

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 14 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

'neeeeng ghostie!
:D
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

Ningding Ghostie

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

ningnangnong

( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Mon 14 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

'niiing

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

sorry to threadjack
but please forgive me.... I'm a pissed off woman that needs a laugh, i've been searching for Leningrads 'tell me again human' for ages. does anyone have the link....

i think i'm going to slash my wrists unless i see it soon...

*was a forgotten mum on mothers day yesterday so forgive me*

ONLY ONE BLOODY N, not two. wooage all the same
(m1lf never says no to another glass of wine, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

shit!!!!!
it was mothers day?!!!

*panics*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

not in europe
in nz, america, australia
(m1lf never says no to another glass of wine, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

phew!

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

yes
in Belgium and other euro-places
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

whoops, sorry, got it wrong. still pissed off, mind.
(m1lf never says no to another glass of wine, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

Don't worry, we'll cheer you up!
*Grooms*
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 14 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

What? When? I thought that was in Easter?
I'm guessing m1lf is not from round these parts...
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 14 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

oops
i would correct it, but cann't be bothered!
(malmohuset, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

That's a strange way to spell 'woo'
Try searching for him on GC and send him a gaz
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

Found it, gaz'd her

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Mon 14 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

here's some
www.b3ta.com/board/5994392
www.b3ta.com/board/5712330
www.b3ta.com/board/5617526
www.b3ta.com/board/5617505
(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

aaargh! teh Hate Mail
Woo for your pic even so
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:10, archived)