( The BrownHaze, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

i did a little giggle

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

I just did a little fart

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

I sharted
but that was due to too much chilli last night I think
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

as did I
:)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:55, archived)

Pffft
dis ik siwwy
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

Hahaha
Too many Ss in 'bus'.
( Afinkawan, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

slang
I can spell it any way I please
( The BrownHaze, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

You tell him

( dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

*imagines bus overflowing with SS officers*
zis bus is preposterous!
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

hahaha
i like bust a cap in your ass jokes

woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

hahaha
WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

i keep meaning to make more of them
just never get the time nowadays
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

that's what happens when you become important.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

I wish I was important
infact - that will be my challenge for the day
make myself important!

*changes the IP of the office printer*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

they will be queueing at your door shortly.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

I have no door :¬(
I am not important enough
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

you are that bloke from the thing that the Register publish on a Friday
AICMFP
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

i have no idea what you mean :¬)
i don;t even know what the register is

*goes to google to find out*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

AAARRRGGGG
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic... okay, okay, don't panic, no one's judging you...

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
( Prof UnderCover are these servers named after Friends characters?, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

:D
Splendid
(spartacus_mills, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

hahahaa
at home on the sofa lollage :)
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

You too huh?
What's your story?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

can't lay turf in the pouring rain
i hear you're poorly?

*offers tea and toats*
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

I'd forgotten about these.
Do more!
( Afinkawan, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

i have a little book where i wrote down about 10 ideas
just not enough time to do them at the moment
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

I just spat my coffee on my pc , nice one

( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

You an' yo' sorry ass....

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

Oi Doctor!
Taking over the front page?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

Ahem.
...I suppose four simultaneous FPs is something that one should be proud of (until this here lully kitten knocked my Tesco Value Top Trumps off the end) is something to be proud of.

*prouds*

*crosses another Deadly Sin off the "To Do" list*
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

Heh heh
Although that's a Jenny, not an Eric
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

I think Eric is the owner
Rather than the ass.

Unless you be talkin in da slang jo.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

correct
it is this same Eric as in:



and


( The BrownHaze, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

Oh gawd...
The pun, the unbearable pun!

With all these mishaps, one would expect eric to be a bit stressed. And voiced by Mark Heap.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

ooh dear
almost as bad athe punnage in that ibuleve advert.
( moogy boobles, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:44, archived)