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( WOLF .™ - has quit, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

*ahemcompoitifitsforthecompo*

(Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Sam, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

is done
although barely worthy
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

heheh!
I miss it terribly.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

It was always interesting
Along with How 2 and that program about inventions that always had the Shindogu stuff. Scottish bint.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

I preffered The Tomorrow People
*reminiscent fwap*
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

I think I'm too young for that.
was it good?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

at that age the Argos catalog was good
www.thetomorrowpeople.com/
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

Nobody seems to remember
Children of the Dogstar.

It was ace.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

ooh
i remember that!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

Hurrah!
A partner in Dogstar!
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

That was an Australian thingy wasn't it?
*possibly has very vague memories*
( Afinkawan, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

It was.
It's my most nostalgic show of all time, purely because I was totally captivated by it.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

there are 2 programs that I remember that nobody else does
1) Betty's Bunch - really shit show from new zealand

2) This animated thing on a sunday morning where there was an old man who had a beard down to the floor, and they flew around space on a pirate ship - and the end theme music was atomic by blondie
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

I vaguely (very vaguely)
recognise your description of the animation.

I'll have to do some hunting now.

*edit*
Was it Pirates of Dark Water?

Also I've just remembered Ovid...
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

it was really early in the morning
i usually saw it because I'd fallen asleep with the telly on

edit: it was on before jayce and the wheeled warriors
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

jayce and the wheeled warriors
now that was an odd cartoon....
( WOLF .™ - has quit, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

I've found the name of the one I have been thinking of for years and years
Once Upon A Time... Space

and there was also:
Once Upon A Time... Man
Once Upon A Time... Life
Once Upon A Time... The Americas
Once Upon A Time... The Discoverers
Once Upon A Time... The Explorers

they were all shit
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

Just found this:
80scartoons.net/toons/index.html

Might be worth a look through.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

this is the production company
www.procidis.com/

edit: they have clips that you can watch in the catalogue section
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 17:18, archived)

It was ace.
Although I've not seen any since I was a kid so it might be terrible.
( Afinkawan, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

youtube.com/watch?v=xez4o1ujOPI

edit: fuck, that intro is hard on the eyes
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

not safe for work without headphones and eye bleach
www.milkandcookies.com/links/50986/

Made by our very own blackmoon.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

I always liked Johny Ball reveals all
that was ace
( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

Before my time I should imagine
I'm more Zoe Ball era.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

Zoe Ball reveals all?
I'd sign up for that
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

I always thought he'd come on starkers to present that.
Never happened.
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

I liked the old beardy bloke and his gadgets.
What was the Shindogu stuff on now?
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

I can't remember
I was hoping someone else would.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

was it "It'll Never Work"?

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

:O
I think it may have been.


You, sir, are a genius. I owe you twice now, I've been trying to remember that show's name for AGES.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

yes

( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

Was that the thing
with Sally Grey (I think)?
( Addyjoe, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

Scottish bint?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

that's her
jyw.tacorp.net/sallygrey.jpg
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

She looks like Noel Fielding there.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

Yes! Merci beaucoup.

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

i know the one you mean
really lazy shit kid's show
with a spring in the logo, and lots of diamond plate
( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

Well I liked it.
:P

*ruffles face* Cheer up, Bernard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

I too
love old beardy blokes' gadgets.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

*grows beard*
*buys gadgets*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

*lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrves*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

oh my
*polishes spectacles*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

i remember that
they had to make boat shoes. and had a japanese bloke that dried his washing on an umbrella
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

although the last couple of series' managed to fuck it right up

( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

Peter Snow
ruined it.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

^This
And then some
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

Adam Hart Davis didn't help.
The problem was that they got rid of the live tests that always went wrong.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

Like the CD one?

( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

Remind me...

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

They were testing the indestructibility of CDs
by smearing them with jam, sanding them, putting them in the washing machine etc.

Needless to say they didn't play.
( wastedindustry hates writing CVs, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

Oh yes!
Clearly one of them had a finger-print on it...
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

yup

( mictoboy, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

Hahaha

( Afinkawan, Thu 17 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

hahahaha
excellent
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 17 May 2007, 16:52, archived)