So sorry...


From the New Theme Parks challenge. See all 182 entries (closed)

( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 17 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

oh my god
best thing i've seen all day
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

That is so good I can no longer live!
*kills self*

*dies happy*
( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

*fucks corpse*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

ooh
*sloppy secondses*
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

*records*
*gives to internets*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

How sloppy is sloppy?
I'd have thought they'd be a bit sloppier if you waited a couple of weeks.
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

Mulking!
Or is it munging?


Or are they different.

I know for one of them you need a mate to jump on the torso or a paving slab...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

You're thinking of 'munting'

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

I've never heard of that
In all my years of researching odd sexual practices.

Is that a new one that teenagers do, or is it a bit vanilla?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

Why oh why
did I eat my tea 10 minutes ago.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munting
( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

Christ

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

Ah, I thought that was mulking.
Or at least, that's what I was advised it was called.

You get to meet some interesting people when you research necrophilia.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

why would you research necrophilia?
you know what? don't answer that.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

Why not?
I've researched quite a few fetishes (and have been doing so since my mid teens). I'm extremely interested in the adult entertainment and leisure industry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:27, archived)

you freak
(same here)
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:29, archived)

never ever will I believe that
decomposing bodies smell way too bad (and besides, stuff doesn't just pops out)
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:27, archived)

RESEARCH
Not fucking.... TRY.

Silly bastard.

do you have any idea how hard it is to get a dead willy hard!?

Karen Greenlee does ;-)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:29, archived)

depends how long they've been dead for
ba dum tish
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:31, archived)

teh heheeh
they are indeed hard, it's rather freakish. I can understand most fetish, but the smell of *rotting* entrails is truely unberable.

and i know, as it is part of my work
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:36, archived)

Ooooh, your work looks nice.
Anything involving a hazmat suit makes me interested.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:46, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munging
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:48, archived)

All i know
Is that it's something to do with KFC

Edit: Mayonaise
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

then it'll be like this:
*shoves fist into pot of mayonnaise*

_{ah south park.}
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

Oi!
not in there.

...

oh, go on then. you know you've always wanted to
( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

thats fab
*tips hat*
( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

*claps*
Most woo!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

Oh christy

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

Yes?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

roooowwwwrrr

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

I found that
saved it
and hosted it in under a minute


Otherwise she'd have had a little magenta suprise.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

like this?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:18, archived)

Heh, yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

Is she sucking off Indians again?

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:26, archived)

pffft
( miamistu snagglery, Thu 17 May 2007, 23:44, archived)

Phoar!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:21, archived)

haha
a decent entry for a change
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

*giggles like loon*
Yay! Woo! etc
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Thu 17 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

Woo

( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

oh f*?!ing hell :D
woo :D
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

great
brought a smile too my face, anyway
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

*bangs head on desk*
hahahaha
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

Lenin is impressed,

(ivor_the_engine, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:21, archived)

WINNER!
Fucking Brilliant.
( Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

If this doesn't win, something else will. But this should of. All kinds of aceness, I love puns : )
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:21, archived)

Oh. My. God.
Excellent.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 17 May 2007, 17:21, archived)

me likes that
woo
(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Thu 17 May 2007, 17:26, archived)