It's worse if you have Alzheimers...
they charge you twice and you never realise it
( The Great Architect, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:02, archived)

tell you what, though
it's worse if you have alzheimer's
they, er...
custard cream, dear?
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:13, archived)