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(doode89 lol gay, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

you are so gonna get bum-raped in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
thanks for optimising,appreciated by all :)
( The Great Architect, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

Haha, beat me to it.

( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

Hello sir
You didn't happen to find any Navy Lark episodes with the ISIRTA and ISIHACs did you?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

Not that I remember, were there any?
I may possibly be able to find some if you're looking for them
( The Great Architect, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:17, archived)

*grovels*
*licks boots*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

shouldn't that be the other way around? ;)
*offers £50*

Leave it with me, I'll see what can do for ya :)
( The Great Architect, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmm ISIRTA
i may have to dig out some old tapes this week!!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:37, archived)

I've got half a dozen or so Navy Larks on me if you're after some

( Weetobix is a married man, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

uh oh
*hides*
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

for fucks sake, optimise it as a jpg under 50k-ish
and don't delete this post - you can just edit the existing one
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

Ok, he optimises, and on top of the 3/4 meg you have to download a 50k jpeg too
so what's the point? Just ask them to do a smaller one next time.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

you're being a nonsense
is it on purpose?
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

For fuck sake, how is that being a nonsense?

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:19, archived)

are you saying that he should not delete this post?
either he deletes this post and reposts the image at 50K in a new thread (and gets painfully bummed) or he edits the post replacing the image with a 50K one.
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:22, archived)

Either way you will have downloaded a total of 800K
instead of just 750K
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:28, archived)

*I* adblocked it
but if you don't, it's 3/4 meg every time you hit F5

edit: plus every person loading the page for the first time gets the treatment
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

nah, it's cached
innit
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

mine reloads everything from the server(s) every time

I might have set it up somewhere, but I can't find where.
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:37, archived)

it's also so that other people who haven't yet loaded the page/refreshed
don't get hit by a massive file

it's altruistic
( mictoboy, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

And other people coming to the board afters?
Optimise or die i say
( The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:24, archived)

fucksocks
just acctually noticed the filesize, apologies, will fix asap
(doode89 lol gay, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)

lol
gay.
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

Strueth!
That's even bigger than my ego.
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

Researching The Neville's link from earlier
it seems that Google Patents need to sort their OCR out!

Bath tits
( printmeister http://scraundler.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

pfffft
bath tits sound great
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:21, archived)

Trust me,
they are great.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:24, archived)

less splashing
can't argue with that...
( Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)

WT
F
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:28, archived)

Holy Shuddering Crap!
Shrink it you arse hole!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

I've ridden the Hoff
He cuddles afterwards.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

I'm surprised
that no one has jumped in to complain about the huge hasslehoff post breaking the internets everywhere. Your hoff is waaay too big, sir.
( Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

Every time I refresh the page I run out of virtual memory
Though that may have something to do with City of Heroes running in the background
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

i beta tested that
but i have no time to invest in MMORPGS.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:21, archived)

Hassellhoff slayed
the huge hoff has been cut down to a mere 47kb!

my apologies for giant hoff taking the board
(doode89 lol gay, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:36, archived)

you're one day ahead of your times


fix it! Thanks!
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

Ace :-)

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

needs more booze
and a smaller file would be nice, woo though!!! instead of a water fall, its a vomit fall boom boom!
( Captain Pilchard The design is clearly Ancient, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

File > Save As > .jpg
Quality low

might just do it

[edit] Well done! I can now officially endorse this product.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

there goes my bandwidth for the next millennium.

( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

751.74 kb!!!
nob
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:19, archived)

Yay! Pearoast!

( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:21, archived)

( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:22, archived)

I think that's my entire daily internet allowance gone
in one image...

Read FAQ or FAQ off
( The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:23, archived)