New park ride


From the New Theme Parks challenge. See all 182 entries (closed)

(alan_seventh_heaven, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

Why is this as big as it is?
Surely you've been here long enough to know?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

*unlocks bunker*
form a line and have your biscuits ready for inspection.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

I have no biscuits
But I have jelly
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

KY or green?



I like green flavoured jelly
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

Orange
With mandarins in
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

Ooh,
Abrasive!


*Gets his rubber flume pants*
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

*ushers in*
*locks in cupboard for later*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

Are new people allowed
in said bunker?
(Russ_Tea, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

Do you have biscuits?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

I have Jaffa cakes
You decide if they're a biscuit or not :)
(Russ_Tea, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

don't start that






not biscuit
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

they are cake
it has been legally ruled so

/qi blog
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

hmmm, we shall see

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

not
til you've lost the l-plates, and even then you need to earn it

but you seem to be doing well so it's likely
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

and now.... with SEAMS TEA

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

FUCK ME
you could swim in that cup


*glees*
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

*savagly bums*
puff pant
now you can!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

biscuits!? BISCUITS!?
I HAVE..... WALNUT CAEK!
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 22 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

*locks in cupboard too*
fucking jelly and walnut cayke.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

Don't give me that
its coffee and walnut, we all know that is the best caek on the face of the farcking planet.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 22 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

*rolls newspaper*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

Fuck you crazy man.
Cheese cake DOMINATES your puny nutcake.
( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

THAT DOES IT!
theres only one way to settle this. CAEK FIGHT!
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 22 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

*Jabs Draws in the eye with biscuity base*

( Keyboard Weasel, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

*Lodges walnut in weasels throat*
whats up now!? bitch
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 22 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

I've just acquired
a brand new, slightly soiled box of Family Circle biscuits. Please let me in... pleeeeease??
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Tue 22 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

lurkers know very little...
i was one once...
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

Me too
But I reduce my pics like hell before I dare post!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

dry those tears!
it's half the size now
(alan_seventh_heaven, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

you're on a ragga* tip this morning mrs t
*nazi
( mictoboy, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

I am
And I don't care
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

because he's not concerned with board nazis?

I'm more worried about the state of bindunness of this image
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 22 May 2007, 11:17, archived)