Not too subtle I hope ;-)


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(PubTesterMan lost the will to live on, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:42, archived)

super

(Radio Active Tea, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

My television has told me that there is someone on big brother
whose dad has died while she's been in the house and they're refusing to tell her.
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

Oh, and he's already been buried.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

fuck
is that shit happening again?

b3ta is almost intolerable while it is on
( mictoboy, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

the Australian one is.
I'm sure you'll be able to avoid it.
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

the UK version starts in a week or so

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

*gets ready to hang self*
oh god NO!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

Don't do it!
There must be some way to avoid it!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

sporks in eyes and ears does it
but you tend to miss everything else as well
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

argh!
mind pissage!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

sorry ives

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

i've got it!
*pokes eyes out and cuts ears off*
jobs a good 'un!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

Oh dear God no!

( riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

there's going to be a gay wedding or something
so i've heard
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

Is it?
I may go back into hiding for the duration then
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

'ning micto
I dont normally post links to interesting stories, but this one IS quite interesting:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4313978.stm

An aligator & a python have a fight. Not quite a monkey knife fight.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

An electron scanning microscope
Could not find my level of caring about this

EDIT: Sorry, it is very heartless. But I hate big brother.
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

I don't have much of an interest in the show either, I just think it's really fucking morbid.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

its turned into a freak show....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

turned into
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

My brother had a 'coming out' this year at work
where he and most of senior management at the company admitted to watching, and sometimes even enjoying big brother.

I was at my dad's place one night and he burst through the front door in a huff. I asked him what was wrong and he said "We all fucking admit it to each other and the people are shit this year".

It'd be funnier if I could convey the raw emotion in his voice.
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

You are Winston Smith!

( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

What an outrage!

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

I would have loved to be in the meeting where they decided not to tell her.
I would have giggled inappropriately as much as possible.
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

Very subtle
Still good though
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

Ta
- back to work now.

Errm well maybe one more attempt ;-)
(PubTesterMan lost the will to live on, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:09, archived)