She works down at the Asda in Hatfield....
....I hear she has a pretty creepy gaze....like its following you around the store....



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(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:03, archived)

she can't work in Asda
she hasn't got an arse like 2 badly parked Volkswagens
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

How can you tell?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

good point
as you were
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:06, archived)

she new...
...give her time her arse will morph!
(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

I always wonder what size the standard sizes of Asda outfits go up to
before you need the special order form
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

and she can't come from Hatfield
cos she hasn't got egg down her front
( dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

plus she looks too happy

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

love a bit of red dwarf

( dogigniter Putting the um, in bum, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:51, archived)

Now that was a rigged vote if ever I've seen one
She's always in the car park shoving trolleys round so she can have a crafty fag
and suck off Brian from Fruit & Veg
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

Brian says...
..she pretty good
(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:09, archived)

great photography
i think i saw her in my local asda actually...
( dogigniter Putting the um, in bum, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:50, archived)