ah progress...

i'm sure it's been done, but i'm a busy man, in an office of nosey bastards, so i can't browse b3ta for long at a time

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( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

"i'm going to have to go,
i can smell fish"

edit: how rude, very nicely shopped
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

haha
lobster phone?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

Dali
was a twat
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

he was?!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

i declare surrealism as pretty fraud!
to paint the unconcious is impossible without it becoming concious thought.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

*disappears*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

"but proof defies faith and without faith i am nothing"
ah, but replied man " the babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it?"

"i hadn't thought of that" replied god and promptly disappeared in a puff of logic
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

haha
excellent.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

*gets killed on zebra crossing*

( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

*scoops up*
*puts in bucket*
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

*pours into mixer*
*makes house foundations*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

so that's why bricks are red
it's the blooood
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

*sits*
*drools*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

it was a brave attempt to explore this newly discovered idea
that foundered once it became obvious it was a bunch of artisits pissing about

but i do rate dali as a talented artist, even if he was a better showman than actual painter
( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

hi max
dali was a great painter, that one of jesus on the cross is one of my favourite paintings
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

ning reg, my favouritest ever painting is by dali
it's a postcard size beach scene currently in the tate modern

but i preferred magritte
( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

agreed
though my fave is picasso
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

hmm
not overly fussed with picasso but i agree he was an important figure
( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

which one is that?
is it one of the ones he done where the things
that make up the picture, rocks etc, combine to make
another image, ie a lady?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

nope
it's just a little pinkish thing with a couple of ladies and a boat, it's small and wonderful
( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

i don't think i've seen that one
though did get to see
"Christ of Saint John of the Cross" in real life at
the kelvingrove museum in glasgow
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

cool
did you lick it?
( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

no!
i just stood and stared up at it like a big idiot.

i stood right in front of it for five minutes because people
were trying to take pictures of it!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

exactly
mere mothergooseries. optical illusions and tricks rather than art for the most part.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

while that is true
you can't deny the quality of his work though.
he was a very good painter
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

yes i suppose
(grumps)
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

YAY
*high fives self*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

haha!
no mates!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

i'm at work you nobber

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

the one with the collapsed 4 dimension cube?
makes my brain hurt trying to imagine it in its 4D glory.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

ha-hAA!
java applet hypercube:

dogfeathers.com/java/hyprcube.html
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

brain asplodes from forbidden knowledge

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

boy was he a showman!
he once turned up to give a talk dressed in a full diving suit (the brass helmet type).

that's class.

edit: I guess I could have just looked that up on wikipedia. gah! there's no cachet in knowing stuff, nowadays.
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

haha
acers
( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

*googles*
oh HIM!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

heathen

( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

and proud of it!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

but the moustache makes up for it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa2rwk-SlCo
(rogue sausage superfluous apostrophe pedagogue, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

moustache, you say?
Click for bigger. (I nipped downstairs to take this photo, hangs on our wall :)


( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

o_O

(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

o\_/O

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

miniturisation is a wonderfull thing
*adjusts trousers* (:
( amon - hooray :D, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

Ah, wonderbar!
:)
( mediocre I am not strange, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

Pah! Childeren with prawn phones...
I tell you its what makes them all so Shellfish today.
( The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

you had to mussel in with that one didn't you
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

thank Cod this won't turn into a pun conversation

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

This isn't the time
or the plaice...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

I think it haddock it's chance

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

I can't stand any more of this carp

( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

seems a bit fishy to me.....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

Its making me feel eel

( The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

Don't you just
Hake it when this happends...
( The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:09, archived)

(whelk)ome to pun hell XD

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:11, archived)

I don't like to Clam up.

( The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

Not when you are
bream-ing with more puns...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

haha
crustaceans 4U
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

No stranger than the phones4u ads
That agency must be pissing themselves laughing that the company PAID for those ads
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

Yeah! Yeah!
I agree, they are fucking awful ads.

I think they make them bad on purpose like the Cillit Bang ads, so people remember them.
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

mmmmm
laughing at the fact you remember the brand name?
i'd say that was a job well done
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

Heheheh
nicely done!
( Chorihohohowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

Bloody Good This!
I occasionally make a pilgrimage to the phone in the tate modern.
/Dali Fanboy
(DrZaarlon Is Not As Cool As He'd Like., Fri 25 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

*points*
you FRAUD you didn't type in the third person! HA!
( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

I CAN HEAR THE SEA!!!

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

that's not the sea
it's satan!

hahaha!! he's a coming for ya!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

satan is my master
he tells me what to do
he buys my Metallica records for me
and sometimes I think...

thank you very much
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:19, archived)

it's nice to have a deity who does things for you
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

That is indeed
excellent!!!
( The Legendary Pink Dot, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

Top shop

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

dorothy perkins

( mictoboy, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

very nice
:)
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

Two hours late, but...
... It's been done for real.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:54, archived)