*Chink-BANG*
Oh dear, I appear to have attached my ballsac to my leg...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

Could be worse.
Could have been your cheek instead of your leg.
(sacredchao, Sat 26 May 2007, 8:12, archived)