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(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

SPLIFF ON A PICTURE

(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

standard b3ta spliff
on a picture

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

this is not a standrard b3ta spliff on a picture
this is an oak aged b3ta spliff on a picture, covered in 37 layers of creamery butter....
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

ah, the creamery butt

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:52, archived)

ZOMG!

(NEIN ., Mon 28 May 2007, 11:52, archived)

THIS TOOK ABOUT 400 YEARS

( gronkpan, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

WE ALL HAD TO WAIT UNTIL YOU WERE BORN SO YOU COULD ADD THE SPLIFF

( gronkpan, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

IT'S THE PROPHECY

( gronkpan, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

AND NOW THE WORLD WILL END

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

WE MUST NOT SPEAK OF THIS UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE. IT'S THE PROPHECY.

( gronkpan, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

YOU CANNOT SPEAK OF THE PROPHECY UNTIL IT IS FULFILLED

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TAKE A SHIT IN 17 YEARS.
I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS.
( gronkpan, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

THE PROPHECY FORETELLS OF IT!
(and it knew you'd say that!)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

oh thank f*k for that.
saves me doing the bathroom tiling at least.
( evilstevie, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY. NOTHING IS PERMANENT. THE ONLY CONSTANT IS CHANGE.
YOUR TILING CAN WAIT.
( gronkpan, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

DO NOT SPEAK OF THIS
OR YOU SHALL BE DOMMED TO GROUT FOREVERMORE
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

Fool!
you'll tile the bathroom of HELL for all ETERNITY except for bank holidays where you'll be sent to the B&Q of HELL to get more GROUT
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

and lo, the carpark shall be full
and you shall have to park far far away and lug many recepticles of grout over much distance while the tortured cries of the tormented doth chide you to distraction and the impish children of the fallen doth 'want to go home' for they be 'bored'
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

YOU DO NOT SPEAK OF THIS NOW. DO NOT. STOP. NO YOU DO NOT.

( gronkpan, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:56, archived)

and yay, though the bank holiday it be
shine not doth the sun down upon ye, and no light nor sustinance shall ease thy load, burdened as it is by the forgetfullness of the grouting implements which require ye to run once more the gauntlet of B&Q and the mirthless assistance harpies who doth scratch and wail and chatter incessantly about your past indispcrepancies and lies, heaped high upon you by your failings in the eys of The Lord. And yay, once you have crashed hard the forlourn boat of your trolley upon the jagged cliffs of the checkout and battled the stange things you find there, no sollace shall you receive as you are sent whence to Ikea, for no reason at all, to wander incessantly with the zombifeid remains of long forgotten friends and loved ones... until the end of time. Amen.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:01, archived)

OH YOU'VE ONLY GONE AND BLOODY DONE IT NOW

( gronkpan, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:02, archived)

REPENT SINNER
THE DAY OF THY JUDGEMENT BE CLOSE TO HAND!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

So
2 seconds?
( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:51, archived)

Stoner Lisa?

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:52, archived)

Yay for spliffs

( Mstandot, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:22, archived)