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( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:41, archived)

I am offended because that
sign is not a 50 foot advertisement to FIND MADDY!!!!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6698215.stm

Jesus Christy, people! I hear NASA's preparing a laser to etch her face onto the moon next month.

(tis very nice though)
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:45, archived)

Arf
And then several thousand astrologers ring the police shouting "I've found the maddy of which you speak!"
(creem all over your face, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:46, archived)

those kids
look almost interested
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

How
ironic would it be if that giant billboard actually abducted those children? Oh, how we'd laugh!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

THEN who'd be inflating who?
perhaps it is time we were a little more careful of our air-filled counterparts
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:52, archived)

oh for fuck sake
i like the way News of the world is so prominent. Perhaps they could have made that a little smaller so the picture of the girl could be TWICE AS LARGE. Still, as long as people buy the paper after seeing it

/cynic blog
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

if maddie gets found
they might have to capture another child to keep people buying papers.
( connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:50, archived)

the second it mentioned "heartstrings", i sighed
you can't help but feel the media is just playing on people's emotions now
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:54, archived)

I think it's calmed
down a little now, but a couple of weeks back it was like, at every single major sporting event, people were complaining because
they could have used the coverage to broadcast a constant advertisement of her face, or something, which would obviously help.

But they didn't! Those heartless bastards! All that advertising space being used in such a shameful way to advertise products and not missing children.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:51, archived)

been home for the weekend
and on the way to the bus stop today (first time i left the house) saw yellow ribbons everywhere, grandparents live in the parish i live in apparently. yeh it's shit, but she's gonna fall off the front page eventually no matter how hard they try, and that £2.5mil reward should go to the national missing persons' charity rather than whoever "finds" her to help out other families in the same situation
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:53, archived)

I feel sorry for
all the other parents whose missing kids haven't had even a sentence of front page coverage in the last month or so
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:57, archived)

exactly
it's not like she's the first and only child to have gone missing, and at the risk of being bastard morbid, past experience tells us there's shit-all chance she'll be found alive
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:59, archived)

i also love
the fact that they seem to have stolen a million from the reward pot, was some of it time dependent?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:17, archived)

It's like some
sort of gameshow to them

"Find the missing child in 72 hours! For every hour after that, you lose £10,000! And you also lose the chance to win a luxury villa"
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:20, archived)

i hear that mr boom who lives on the moon
knows where maddie is because of his powerful telescope but isnt telling anyone.

mr boom
( connor, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:49, archived)

hahahahaha!
*forwards link to Paedo-finder General*
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:51, archived)

"By the power vested in me by a Daily Mail text-vote"
"I name you a PAE-DO-PHILE..."
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 28 May 2007, 19:02, archived)

SOMEONE POP IT...
Lets see a four year old go down

(I shall possibly be signing a register by this time Friday).!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since 7.05am, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:58, archived)

pfffffffft

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:05, archived)

Why has the Pope granted them an audience?
Unless one of their priests has her hidden away, I doubt there's alot he can do.

And yes! What about the fucking thousands of other missing kids!!!
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 28 May 2007, 19:05, archived)

Let's not get totally swept away on a wave of hate
Of course the Pope can't do anything, they don't expect him to. It's about supporting them and making sure they don't feel totally shit.

I mean, for fuck's sake, one of their kids just disappeared. We shouldn't forget that.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:14, archived)

Funny
I had photoshop all ready & raring to go when I saw that on Beebnews - bloody good job I checked here too.
I quite possibly saved myself 1.5 million billiseconds.
( timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Mon 28 May 2007, 19:09, archived)

Woo I live near there
!
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 28 May 2007, 18:53, archived)