when I got my first official-looking badge
I went round cafes declaring myself to be
"superficial - here to inspect the soup."

one person laughed. 11 told me to piss off. 1 gave me free soup, then suddenly realised and told me to piss off.

EDIT: Woo to the anim though
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 29 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

Fisting badge?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 29 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

I have no idea what you mean
*cough*
10
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 29 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

You... you... ninja you!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 29 May 2007, 15:00, archived)