( The BrownHaze, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

hahaha
i have applied to be a special for thames valley

cheers

_{(also, 'a special kind for cunt?)}
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

really? very cool. That was my plan all through senior school.
And then I moved away.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

i fear they may say no as i have a speeding conviction....
but i get a lot of time off work, even though i work 48 hours a week, i get 4 days off, and i get very bored. might as well give something back to the shitty community in which i live (thankfully not Slough)
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

Good for you
Us at the Venn Diagram look favourably upon such things.
(Pachey, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

fat lot of good it does though

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

You don't know that

(Pachey, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

Yeah, M3E!
Pachey could be stalking you RIGHT NOW!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)

*takes a shower with the window/blinds open*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

Wasn't here that much last week.
What is the Venn Diagram?
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

smoke and/or mirrors

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

a) edited (dyslexia starts strikes again)

b) I dont actually think you have to be a cunt for the job, I just think its a good slogan
( The BrownHaze, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

some of them are probably cunts though
i can see the power trippers getting endless joy writing out tickets for some chav who spat gum on the floor
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

I saw a documentry on it once. They had a guy whos day job was a trafic warden.

speaks for iteself realy.
( The BrownHaze, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)

*sends BrownHaze on a proof reading course*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

( Doctor When - ugly bag of mostly water, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

i'm sorry we wasn't there to stop you being mugged in the high street
but we've watched the CCTV footage 5 times now
and that's a smashing blouse you're wearing
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

this
we've got cctv all over the building
for fuck all

if this place was ever robbed, it wouldn't help at all,
all it means is some sweaty blokes get to watch us all day
( mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

But that turns you on
doesn't it?
( in vino veritas, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

he is the sweaty bloke

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

i'm jealous of the sweaty blokes

( mictoboy neither snow nor rain nor gloom of night, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

cctv
I once had a job where I had to sit in a portacabin, looking at a screen which showed a view of a carpark.

Behind the screen was a window through which I could see exactly the same view from the same angle, as the camera was on top of the portacabin just above the window.

There was one more camera you could flick to, which showed a picture of a wall, as vandals had turned it.

It was a great job.
( FOONLY, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)

I love a girl in uniform

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

*Dons brownie uniform*
*waggles woggle*
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)

hahaha *phwoar!*
dib, dib, dib!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)

for = of?
;)
( hubare now officially Ireland-awesome!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

'Of' Shirley?

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

I'm transferring you
to the SPG
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

Is that Rory Bremner as Tony Blair?
/doesn't understand
(Pachey, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

I thouhgt it looked like chris tarrent.

you find a better source pic and I will use it.
( The BrownHaze, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

i like how it says DIX at the top too

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)