hahaha
i have applied to be a special for thames valley

cheers

_{(also, 'a special kind for cunt?)}
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

really? very cool. That was my plan all through senior school.
And then I moved away.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

i fear they may say no as i have a speeding conviction....
but i get a lot of time off work, even though i work 48 hours a week, i get 4 days off, and i get very bored. might as well give something back to the shitty community in which i live (thankfully not Slough)
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

Good for you
Us at the Venn Diagram look favourably upon such things.
(Pachey, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

fat lot of good it does though

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

You don't know that

(Pachey, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

Yeah, M3E!
Pachey could be stalking you RIGHT NOW!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)

*takes a shower with the window/blinds open*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

Wasn't here that much last week.
What is the Venn Diagram?
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

smoke and/or mirrors

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

a) edited (dyslexia starts strikes again)

b) I dont actually think you have to be a cunt for the job, I just think its a good slogan
( The BrownHaze, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

some of them are probably cunts though
i can see the power trippers getting endless joy writing out tickets for some chav who spat gum on the floor
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

I saw a documentry on it once. They had a guy whos day job was a trafic warden.

speaks for iteself realy.
( The BrownHaze, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)