i'm sorry we wasn't there to stop you being mugged in the high street
but we've watched the CCTV footage 5 times now
and that's a smashing blouse you're wearing
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

this
we've got cctv all over the building
for fuck all

if this place was ever robbed, it wouldn't help at all,
all it means is some sweaty blokes get to watch us all day
( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

But that turns you on
doesn't it?
( in vino veritas, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

he is the sweaty bloke

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

i'm jealous of the sweaty blokes

( mictoboy CNC lathe? GAZ ME!, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

cctv
I once had a job where I had to sit in a portacabin, looking at a screen which showed a view of a carpark.

Behind the screen was a window through which I could see exactly the same view from the same angle, as the camera was on top of the portacabin just above the window.

There was one more camera you could flick to, which showed a picture of a wall, as vandals had turned it.

It was a great job.
( FOONLY, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)