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From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)
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From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)
( , Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
hahaha
BURN THE INFIDEL!
/answer to everything that's scary and new blog
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:52,
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/answer to everything that's scary and new blog
All that may be coming to an end soon though
I saw an advert on telly this afternoon advertising a new JML product..
The Fire Retardant Heretic. Only £5.99!
Now with detatchable head, and swirling arms!
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:57,
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The Fire Retardant Heretic. Only £5.99!
Now with detatchable head, and swirling arms!
It's JML though.
You'll get it home to find that 'retardant' actually means 'will go up like a fucking firework'.
Though I believe that ladies in Kent have been using the swirling arms for clitoral stimulation.
Dirty Kents.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59,
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You'll get it home to find that 'retardant' actually means 'will go up like a fucking firework'.
Though I believe that ladies in Kent have been using the swirling arms for clitoral stimulation.
Dirty Kents.
Is there
a single JML product that can't be used for that purpose?
I sense ulterior motive* to advertise exciting stimulus products to bored housewives without the TV regulatory people catching on
*like a spider sense, but not as useful
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02,
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I sense ulterior motive* to advertise exciting stimulus products to bored housewives without the TV regulatory people catching on
*like a spider sense, but not as useful
The steam bee can't be used for said purpose,
on account of a DELIBERATELY broken vibrate function.
Also, www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/12/toothbrush_rumpus/
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:04,
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Also, www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/12/toothbrush_rumpus/
I Really like this Challenge...
It is Throwing out some of the best stuff 've seen in a while...
I'm running Low on Woo/yay/Hurrahs etc...
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:56,
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I'm running Low on Woo/yay/Hurrahs etc...
Whereas I have been stockpiling them,
along with guns, ammunition and canned goods.
All ready for the apocalypse. Any day now. Any day...
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:58,
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All ready for the apocalypse. Any day now. Any day...
Oh piss
I've been collecting matchboxes.
MATCHBOXES, DAMNIT!
What good are they against hordes of nuclear zombies?
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59,
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MATCHBOXES, DAMNIT!
What good are they against hordes of nuclear zombies?
depends how many do you have?
If its more than several million you might stand a chance
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01,
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You could capture the miniature zombies,
and store them securely in the matchboxes.
Also, you could lick sulphury sustenance from the rough strip where you light the matches. Yum.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01,
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Also, you could lick sulphury sustenance from the rough strip where you light the matches. Yum.
Use the friction power of the rubbing strip!
*looks at above*
I so hope that's my random quote...
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01,
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I so hope that's my random quote...
you must rub the zombies with your match box with vigor
one matchbox per zombie will be sufficient
the friction will enable a warm hotness, this hotness will make the matches burst, known scientifically as "the burst of match" or known by religious people as "inteligent bursting"
the resultant flame will cause the burning of the zombie with such a heat that one may put meat and household objects on the pointy part of a forks, and cook it for mealtime treat or simple domestic amusement (this is optional, as when being attacked by a collective noun of zombies you may not have sufficient time to adequately cook the food, however, as the zombie will be ripping out your internal organs and your other instruments food poisoning is not considered a sufficient risk to health)
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02,
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the friction will enable a warm hotness, this hotness will make the matches burst, known scientifically as "the burst of match" or known by religious people as "inteligent bursting"
the resultant flame will cause the burning of the zombie with such a heat that one may put meat and household objects on the pointy part of a forks, and cook it for mealtime treat or simple domestic amusement (this is optional, as when being attacked by a collective noun of zombies you may not have sufficient time to adequately cook the food, however, as the zombie will be ripping out your internal organs and your other instruments food poisoning is not considered a sufficient risk to health)
apocalypse?
that's not in my diary? Did anyone else get a meeting invite for this?
*worries*
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:00,
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*worries*
*Sob* Why wasn't I invited to this apocalypso?
Now I shall have to weep silently into the nothing that remains afterwards...
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:03,
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I can't see your pics.
Even in your profile, your FPs show nothingness!
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:57,
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Even in your profile, your FPs show nothingness!
the most common causes of this
office-blockers or ad-blockers (see: bloggerheads)
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:01,
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"office blockers" sounds good
"you can't come in this office"
"but I have to get my printouts!!"
"you deaf? this office is blocked!"
"printouts!!"
"no! now go away or do I call the 'cleaning non specific gender person?'"
*skulks slowly away beaten*
"I will return!! With a mission statement!"
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:05,
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"but I have to get my printouts!!"
"you deaf? this office is blocked!"
"printouts!!"
"no! now go away or do I call the 'cleaning non specific gender person?'"
*skulks slowly away beaten*
"I will return!! With a mission statement!"
But i have no blockers!
I'm at home ,and don't block anything.
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:08,
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I put a gig in only last week!
/yes it is the solution to everything
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Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:17,
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