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# Awwww!
Mom, mom! Can I keep him? He's so cu... Mom! He ate my arm!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I was just spazzing back at compo entries
and saw Ivesb mention a name that goes with "Lucy".
Tell him "Lastic" goes well.
although I bet that's already been mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i'm here!!
lucy lastic...
hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# That was one of my nicknames when I was a child
Even though my name isn't Lucy.
It down to the fact that I was always removing my pance when I was very ickle.
/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# haha!
and now?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Ahh Lucy Lastic!

Well, in this life there's a couple of certs,
One is death and the other's a nurse,
Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it,
But I gave her one and her tits were that big,
And they said bollocks and they're made of plastic,
And that I never touched her,
That's just bagshit.

Lucy Lastic, we shagged everywhere,
On the washer in the kitchen and twice on the stairs,
Did you fuck? You're making it up.

Well I got a red pint round the back of our house,
Are you sure you want to play with my little red mouse?
I found his tail right up Lucy Lastic,
The Russians are coming, this is drastic.
So I closed the curtains and I sat on her belly,
There was dogfood in her clevage, forgot about torn welly.

Lucy Lastic's got a great back,
Two pounds of tripe just to take up the slack.
Was there fuck, you're making it up.

Lucy Lastic we shagged in a skip.
Dead cats in her knickers, tea bags on her tits.
We did it in a snowdrift in Wilderclough,
But Lucy Lastic was loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough,
Lucy Lastic were loose enough
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)