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(Slatts If you cant remember it didnt happen, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

my gods!
damn pesky banana, well I guess I'll have to give up on science then

curse you newton!

*Applies action without an equal and opposite reaction.*
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

I've got two things that fit into the human hand
Just nicely ;-)
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

wooohoooo!

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

I have a right handed cock
that's proof of something but I'm not sure what
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

your cock has hands?!

( mictoboy, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

yes, it's very useful for cottaging
but apart from that it's much more comfortable in my right hand than my left
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

I sometimes use my left hand
that way it feels like I'm wanking someone else off. err, erm no that's not right...
( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

proof that it's a bit awkward and uncomfortable when
you meet a left handed lady?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

Well if its right handed for him
It would be left handed for her as she would be facing the opposite direction.

therefore awkward when he meets a right handed lady, as she would then have to face the same way as him...
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

I wasn't sure from which point of view he was talking about
now that I know, I'm none the wiser.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

not as long as I'm facing her
I think
or is it the other way round?
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

you can do it that way if you want.
but it tends to be more fun when you're facing her.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

two bananas?
you lucky thing!
( mictoboy, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

This?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
(duck Quack !, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

Is that the testicle again?
If so, been directed there five times today already.
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

Let's all aim our testicles at you
;)
(duck Quack !, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

*winces so hard he strains something*

( mictoboy, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

She said:
"It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff"

Then what, pray tell, did you think you would achieve woman?
( Little Sonic James Doom-er Boy Pa-rup-pa-pum-pummm, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

Oh
My

God
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

Let's get this straight
She didn't cut it or bite it off. She pulled it off. :|

*puts on metal underwear*
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

happy b3taday Herr Yemen!

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

Thanks dbroon.

Thbroon.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

they both fit in one hand?
poor thing
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

You've seen my boobs
You know they're bigger than that.

Not much, but bigger than that...
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

I feel it only fair that you PM me several pics
so I can be an impartial judge. *adjusts tie*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

*peers at trellises 1000 thats set as background*
oh yeah....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

Perv
*spangs*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

ouch!!
fine fine!!
*loads debbiegrrrls profile pic as background*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

i've not seen your boobs.
when did i see your boobs?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

an apple AND a banana?!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

I just read your sig as saying 'pance' instead of 'pounds'...

(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

Whose hand?
Not much good if it's your own and you have tiny hands.
(Pachey, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

Beadle

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

Pffft
"Behold, the Athiests nightmare"

Marvellous stuff. Also, I had no idea God had a tube.
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

Been on b3ta too long
I read that as lube...
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

Oh my.
I'm shitting myself. How wrong I was!

/May contain traces of sarcasm.
(jimi.vicious 3=o - - (. _. ), Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

I use an argument similar to this
when trying to get handjobs from christians
( Stilton Cheesewright, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

my cock is snug in my palm too
so why is god against masturbation?
( mictoboy, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

Does it
have perforated edges, and a handy tab at the top?
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

he's not, that's a misunderstanding
he's actually against you pulling out at the last minute and jizzing on the floor whenever he orders you to marry and then impregnate your sister-in-law
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

^this
and understandably!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

the answer is to jizz on the face or the tits

( mictoboy, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

mine doesn't
I piss on my last 3 fingers when I go to the toilet
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

i just wave mine around
no-hands style, the work cleaners earn their money here
( mictoboy, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

hahaha
I believe you aswell
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

also
http://messybeast.com/images/kit-in-hand3.jpg
edit: you'll have to copy and paste it then, if they're being arses
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

no hot linky

( mictoboy, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

copy & paste ftw.

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

Hahaha
My favourite response to that is the coconut ;)
( The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

Threadjack:
This is ace:

www.christianvideos.co.uk/

I particularly like the DVD previews section - "Incredible Creatures THAT DEFY Evolution" looks like a hot title. All three volumes.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)