I'd love to be two people.
I could finally solve the riddle of how good in bed I actually am.

PLUS it'd be excellent for freaking out manwife.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

good idea
I could give myself a damn good bumming too.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

well, while you're waiting...
*bums*
*damned well*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

you know what...
... that's not the first thing I'd do to myself to be honest
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Blow job?

(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

ta

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

I thought you had work to do?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

rim job?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

no thanks
i've just done a tremendous shit
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

ok then.
rover! you can go back to your kennel
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

*looks around*
*sees no dog*
who's rover?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

my elephant seal.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

DOUBLEFIST

( gronkpan, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

*winces*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

*arouses*

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

you could, you know, ask
or does the ballgag prevent that? ;)
( fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

I've told people they're much better in bed than I really thought they were.
Who's to say everyone's not done that to me?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

everyone's been to bed with you?
how did i miss this?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

I am Annabel Chung.
Someone give me a fiver.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

Over
Rohypnolled.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)