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From the Creationism challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

(londoner, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)

That joke is by far too clever.
Needs more crudely drawn penises. :)
( Munsta, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:29, archived)

especially crudely drawn shriveled ones.
for the hermaphrodites and trannies.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)

I feel sorry for minges.
They just don't receive the crude artistic attention they deserve.
( Munsta, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)

well.....
*fires up graphics tablet*




maybe thats a good thing..
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)

excuse me sir but
your horse has slipped his collar.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)

reminds me of an ant's head, viewed side on

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)

what is
that thing at the top?
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)

Don't concern yourself with it.
I'm reliably informed "you'll never find the fucker anyway" ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:45, archived)

certainly not tonight
she's sound asleep on the sofa
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:46, archived)

quick
grab some aspirin and force them into her mouth as she sleeps.
It will be sure to wake her asking "what are you doing now, you daft cnut?"
You'll tell her truthfully that you are giving her some aspirin and when she replies that she does not have a headache you can say "GREAT, ANY CHANCE OF A FUCK THEN?"
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)

As an alternative
Get some of those new condoms with the anesthetic coating. Put it on inside out and you won't even have to wake her!
( Munsta, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)

top tips
indeed.

to be honest, I'm glad of the rest.
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:54, archived)

not crude enough.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)

wot?
3 pubes = check
magenta = check
confused the under 18's = check

how crude does it have to be?
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:49, archived)

needs more drama.

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)

That's why I love women who have no teeth
It makes their mouth feel more like a fanny.
( Munsta, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)

haha
that's madness, madness I say. And ruby red so surprisingly erotic.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)

.
100% classy.
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:55, archived)

that is
all of the drama
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)

a girly?
on teh internets?

that uses photoshop?



( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:58, archived)

haha
pull your neck in lech!

( He was excellent in 'Venus', I recommend it to all )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:59, archived)

lech?
bloody kids.....
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:01, archived)

letch
let the letch have his name.

you are welcome.
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:05, archived)

hehe, lech
from the word lecher of course.

And I'll give you the kids comment given that you are one of the very few actually older than me these days ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:10, archived)

Noun 1. lecher - man with strong sexual desires
lech, letch, satyr
degenerate, deviant, deviate, pervert - a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior

ah well... you see, to be honest i am not the above.

a simple plain shag will do me. therefore, I am not a "lech"
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:22, archived)

Hello b3ta <3

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:08, archived)

photoshop?
gimp ftw...
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:09, archived)

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PS !
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:11, archived)

ok ok
point well made. I concede
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)

now now.
lets not be softwareist. Just play the field and use every thing you can get your fucking mitts on.


( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:16, archived)

impressive
all bought and paid for?
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:20, archived)

yes
fully paid for, updated and supported. That CS3 design Premium cost me 724 bastard pounds and I only use the illustrator as I prefer all the CS2 stuff ( old fashioned )
That's not even a tench of my apps collection, it's just what I like to have handy on the desktop.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:23, archived)

tench?
something fishy there...

:-)
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)

haha. I'm too
"don't give a fuck" to change typos.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:29, archived)

marry me
:)
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)

uh
I may be the prettyest thing on b3ta. but no. Have a vector lady instead. x


(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:16, archived)

sorry love.
I'm pretty sure you must be talking about me. My ginger hair and old man fat makes me kinda irresistable.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:27, archived)

mother

(Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)