I bet if they had the money and technology they would.

_{Quick and messy, too busy to do it properly}

From the Creationism challenge. See all 281 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

Quick and messy can be good though
Like in this case :-)
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

in deed

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

Pssst
Notice my sig? Didja? Didja? *gleeeeeeeeees*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

how many points did you get?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

33 out of 35 on the theory
56 out of 75 on the 'video clicky thing'
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

o_o
That's exactly what I got too...

This means you'll make an excellent driver...
( Sonic James Doom Of Orient Are... No, Wait That's Not Grammatically Correct doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

But a terrible test taker
Sadly :-(
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

Just act like you know what you're doing...
it's as much about projecting confidence as anything else.

Mind you, I'm sure I'd fail if I had to re-take it....
( Sonic James Doom Of Orient Are... No, Wait That's Not Grammatically Correct doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

i didn't do a video clicky thing
and i got 31 out of 35.



/driving for 10 years blog
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

Got my license in February 2001
I must pass this year. Must.
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

I got 35/35
and 56/75 for clicky thing
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

Braw!
I never did theory . . . the bloke with the red flag just told me about not driving through Norfolk as people would think I'm a god . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

pffft
how long you been driving?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

I've been driving for 19 years . . .
I should really pull over C]:0D


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

i've been driving for ten
le mans has nothing on us eh?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

Heh heh!
You still can't drive through Norfolk without someone making idols of you
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

'Ee be got FOIVE fingers on each 'and!
BURN 'IM!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

WOO!
you've got TGA down to a 'T
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

I've passed theory test twice
Once for cars and once for bikes .... SUCH a money-spinning pointless piece of piss ..... I never seem to get round to doing any actual driving tests though :/

Now I need to do the sodding theory tests AGAIN! grrr.

/didn't even bother starting to learn until well into thirties blog
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

i got 100% on my theory test
and i can't remember on my video-clicky thing
( mictoboy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

video clicky thing?
i didn't do a video clicky thing?
when did you pass your test?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

Video Clicky Thing = Hazard Perception
It's fairly new.

First person video clip of driving down the street, and look there are some kids playing football at the side of the road, and there! someone about to pull out of a junction without looking, causing you to brake and change your position on the carriageway so ... CLICK!

It's fairly shit.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

oh no, you misunderstand flower
i know what it is i just assumed cos he's older
than me he would have passed his test before me,
before the video thing was brought in.
see?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)

Oh I see
well it's still shit, so I stand by my scathing review ;)

70 quid to play the worst video game ever for about 5 minutes ... BAH!

;)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

sounds awesome!
they should have them at arcades
;)
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

Aren't you the same age as me?

(Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

i'm fractionally younger than you
what's your point?
( mictoboy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

I didn't do a theory test
did you wait a long time to learn to drive?
(Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

theory test?

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

car?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

theory test?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

oof

(pdjpdj, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

Never touched you!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

yes you did, I saw you

( Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

i didn't see
i'm not made of eyes!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

*looks in Mrs Trellis's case*
oh yeah
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)

Oi! There's a charge for that!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)

aye that'll be right
i've looked now anyway.
*wanders off smiling*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

Police! I've been robbed!
Or something. Too espresso'd to care too much.

*shakes*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

roll up roll up
ride* the bucking lady, 50p a go!

*straps a kid to your back*






*not like that you PERV!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

BoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoing
BoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoingBoing
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

you get a full refund if your child vomits!
take it easy trelly that kid's going green
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

was it full of a bright yellow glow?
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

nope
it was full of pictures
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

Arf!
Why have they taken Mr.T's jewellery to the grave though?
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)

too busy to do it properly.
you make me puke, you with your bloody smart arse too much bloody talent showing off.

gaaah!
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

archiologist find spade and open grave.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

It's funny cos you know they would
:)
(Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

I recognise that meeting! Woo!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

ROOOOOOOOOXAAAANE!
/bbc radio 2 blog
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

Please don't
Bastard in the office is 'singing' along

*stresses*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

hahaha
it's the best meeting source pic ever
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

health and safety should be informed of the faulty plug that the coloured gentleman has obviously been shocked from...

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

why?
cos the black guy's standing?
RACIST!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

hahahahaha
It worries me how your mind works
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

=D

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

pffft!
anayway, i'm off to bed chaps! goodnight and have a good rest of the day!
( Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

sleep tight.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

trouble is
they would go back far enough
cos they think the earth is only a few thousand years old
which means if they did go far enough back, they'd disprove themselves
( mictoboy, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

They don't really believe it
They only need to make it credible to keep the peasants in line
( Stilton Cheesewright, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)