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(in-knock-you-us, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

*yawn*
Needs less geekery

I need chocolate - anyone got any?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

I have hot chocolate.
Well, I could make you some.

All that ritter sport over there, and you're asking us- that's shameful.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

I see no ritter sport here 'pon my desk
show me show me
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

I meant in the country, oh favouritest of tards.
Canteen yourself!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

no ritter sport in the canteen - only in the vending machine and they're all queued up behind one another
I don't like the one at the front
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

Well then I don't know what to say petal.
I don't think I can throw this far. And as I'd be thowing a cup of hot chocolate I'm not sure there'd be anyting left in the cup when you caught it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

hahah you're lovely

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

:D Thank you!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

Buy two
use the first one the next time you need to bribe someone.

Duh.
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

spot poll:
which ritter is best ritter?

a) marzipan
b) rum&raisin
c) oh, I don't know some other one, that I don't buy.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

I have never seen a rum & raisin ritter sport
I'd go for c) Knusperflakes
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

Knusper knusper knäuschen, wer knabbert an meinem Häuschen?

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

Ich

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

Marzipan
Definitely.

I'm trying to remember what one I had last. Actually I think it was rum and raisin.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

Rum & Raisin is the devil's flavour
and marzipan is his cake covering of choice.

Peppermint ftw!
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

what is ritter?

( mictoboy, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

Ritter sport- german chocolate bars, come in a square.
I'm sure I had some at the b3ta meet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

It's a knight

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

wer ritter so spat durch nacht und wind?

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

were knights so late through night and wind?
Am I right?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

Wereknights?

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

I don't know.
What's wer again?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

who
"Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?"
/Goethe
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

Well I got one word wrong.
I'd be proud of me if I were you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

Oh
NOW it makes sense!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

Kind of translates to
Who Knights so late through night and wind
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

WHO!
I knew I knew it.

I kepy thinking why but that's warum.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

Nah, I had a creme egg before but I think
some koonts nicked it.
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

bastards!
mmm cremey eggness
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

I know.
I still haven't even got in yours & Dave's "Snacks in their mouth" club yet!
( ERG1008 Ich heiße Superphantastisch, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

Getcha self a sexy snack!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

dean or geoff?

( mictoboy, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

geoff?
dean i've heard of
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

jeff koons
'artist'
( mictoboy, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

I might ravage the tuck box
when I go to get coffee

for weets:
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

Thankyou!
Just needs text and a kleenex for my screen :)
( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

chocolate
no thanks, i don't touch it.

have a healthy tofu bar.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

tofu dipped in cadbury's finest?
I could go for that
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

I just had a p.p.p.ppenguin!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

I love those
I could eat a pack of 7 in no time at all
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

there's a vending machine just over there
*points*

it's full of chocolate
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

*looks*
That's an immigrant bus, you fucking racist!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

I could give you a cheap Hanuta imitation
*prepares for new long throw record*
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

ewww
Thanks, most kind but I'll pass
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

*sniffs*
*licks*
*bites*

...
I think I'll pass too
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

pfffft
NEEDS MORE GEEKERY
( MrA, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

I hate software update
It always chooses the worst times
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)