Obligatory incomprehensible weekly compo entry from Ptolly follows


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( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)

pffft!

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)

Hahaha

( Afinkawan, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)

Pffft!
Nce one Mugs.

woo!
( Mstandot, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)

aHa hah a
*waxes a chump like a candle*
*clicks*
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)

Arf!

( Afinkawan, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)

Arf!
That's cash money, that is.
( froopyscot probably has a prehensile cock, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)

Hahahaha
me like
( Afinkawan, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)

But, but, but. THat would doom the board!!!
It's Angus steak and Portibello mushy pie and thick cut chips btw:D
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)

and that just happened to be in the fridge?
bloody rich hostel owning bastards!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)

WTF is a portibello mushy pie?
I'm having whatever is in the fridge with baked sweet potato and roasted fresh garlic.


Edit: Oooh, sausages, lardons, onion and bizarre mushrooms were in the fridge.
( Afinkawan, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)

lardons?
who has lardons just laying around in the fridge.
i've got some crispy old bits of bacon down the side of the cooker
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)

Left over from a casserole the missus made the other day
she bought two packs, used one.
( Afinkawan, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)

i knew your part of the world was a posh area.
lardons.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)

Yeah I know
She couldn't find them in the shop at first. I said "We've got a knife at home, just buy some bacon."
( Afinkawan, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)

I have pancetta lardons in my fridge
...
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)

Are we playing fridge top trumps?
er...

*rummages about*

pickled cherries!
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)

a can of red stripe and some whiffy cheese.

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)

Mine are just
smoked Danish lardons. But they were only from Waitrose, not one of the posh shops.
( Afinkawan, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)

Waitrose is more up market than your average supermarket though

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)

Why did you ask for suggestions if you were going to pointedly ignore all of them?
/hurt
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)

He just wanted to boast

( Afinkawan, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)

Coz I'm a cnut
and crave the attention. Plus I did listen. One person said pie and one said chips!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)

it's like JJ's cartoon time all over again!!11
*runs*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)

Ha ha ha

(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)

pfffft

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)

haha!
nice one P
( Mstandot, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)

haha! Very nice!
Have my 400th post which i can't be bothered to do an image or anything for.

Edit: and how convinient, times my /links posts by 20, to get my /talk posts, and multiply that by 20, to get my /main! yay.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)

Hahaha
You're going to go slowly insane trying to maintain that.
( Afinkawan, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)

Its true you know!
Whe...hang on.. as soon as i post this, it won't be.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)

Congrats anyway!
400 posts is still quite some going!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)

pfft

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)

Hahaha!
The board would die! Arf!

Harrow Phil! Have this from earlier, it took two feckin' weeks to complete!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)

Nice!

( Afinkawan, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)

Thankyou
There was even a funny jerk in the thread complaining that she had unrealistic breasts . . . SHE'S HALF FECKING CYBORG!!!! DUH!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)

Arf!
I love it when people suspend their disbelief just enough to argue something stupid like that.
( Afinkawan, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)

Bloody hell Dave,
That is seriously woosome and really rather gorgeous! Wish I could do stuff like that! *envies*
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)

now, now, there's plenty you can do that I can't
we should embrace our differences . . . I have a tiny penis


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)

Ha ha
I did something similar earlier but this is miles better.
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)

Hehehehe

and I even get it this time :)
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)

*man-hugs*

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:32, archived)

*high fives*

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)