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(captain barnacle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:25, archived)

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:26, archived)

Beattie for PM
Ministry of Christmas Lunch
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)

:O That's a fabulous idea.
Finally, an established formula for not-too-dry-but-not-like-raw-or-owt turkey.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:31, archived)

get our top scientist working on it now

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:33, archived)

what you want there
is a chicken.
christmas tradition be damned
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:34, archived)

Chicken?!
I could eat one on my own, ffs. No, you need a large animal.

I'd eat a swan, they're twats.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:35, archived)

two chickens.

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)

Won't go in the oven
Not with space for tatties and yorkshires (any excuse) and pigs in blankies and stuff.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)

yet you can fit a turkey in?

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:38, archived)

Yes, it's got less overall tray coverage than two chickens
It's just taller, you see.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)

a swan bit me once on a school trip when I was 7
I punched it
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)

\o/ You're my hero!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)

<o>

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)

:D strike the pope, there's nothing to it
Vogue ogue ogue ogue
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:43, archived)

was this in France?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)

Is there a cunt of a swan in France?
Jacques le cygne-putain?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:38, archived)

heheh
it was a neck-burning reference
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)

Ah, a concept I'm still in the dark about.
It's ok, I'm happy here. *sings to self*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)

if here, would it be treason?

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)

Culzean Castle Scotland

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)

Duck ftw

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)

:-( I likes ducks.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)

nice moth

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:28, archived)

woo!
really great stalin-mod. can't stop laughing!
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 19:31, archived)