
From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 363 entries (closed)
(, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
a machine that makes pies?
in any flavour?
Mmmmmmmmm...
blackberry and apple purlease
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
and occasional apple pies, for afters :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
it could make
bakewell puddings too?
they am de bestest
ever
*but not technically a pie
other than that
chicken and mushroom
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:13, archived)
maybe even some kind of super giant pie
:D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:18, archived)
:D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)
tho it had a mouth
well, I say mouth, it had a hole in it's head that was stretching and shrinking over it's skull
which was nice
:D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)
because it'll make me happy :D
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:05, archived)
"Wonder about when your next pie will arrive?"
"WONDER NO MORE! With the handy JML Pie Instant Service System!"
"Yes, tasty pies, on demand from this machine made of finest Chinese Plastic! but not just any Chinese Plastic, no.. the cheapest available!
"But wait! Order now and get a free set of Culinary Utensil Nipping Tongs, for grabbing your hot pies straight out of the machine!"
"But wait! We still aren't done! You get a free pack of Special Homestyle IngredienT® that are guarranteed to give your pie that unique quality that only the JML Pie Instant Service System can provide!"
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)
*opens the box* o0 shiney
*makes a poor quality pie*
*looks at the machine*
*puts it away for 5 years*
*gets it back out of the cupboard in 5 years time*
oh its broken
(, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 0:15, archived)
