I was asked to post this in the Challenge...
...by a chap called Alien5 on another forum.



If you have any questions I'd be happy to forward them on ;)

From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 363 entries (closed)

( Barbarossa Free xmas pudding hats for all bald people, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)

yeah,
has he ever been inside a Turkish prison?

So wow...etc
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

Yes
Boxers or briefs?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

does the water leak?

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

FREAKS!
:)
( mictoboy, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

I knew it looked familiar

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

such a deeply unsettling film

( mictoboy, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

Where can you get plasters for black people?
This has been puzzling me for some time.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

pffft!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

Hmm, good one
cos you can get them for smurfs, and tigers, and bacon.
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

And Hello Kitty :D
Seriously, someone must make them.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

If not, they will now
1. Make black plasters
2. get head kicked in for being unintentionally racist.
.
.
5. Profit?
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

is that pink supposed to be skin colour?

( mictoboy, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

Yeah, if you're Caucasian

(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

what about crustacean?

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

crunchy on the outside
soggy in the middle
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

i'm caucasian
and it's nowhere near the same colour as my skin
( mictoboy, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

You're Welsh though

(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

at least i'm not attractive, so nerr

( mictoboy, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

I'm technically Welsh
and still attractive.

And up my own arse too, apparently!
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

Micto is too
He's just fishing for compliments.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

I have seen them on /links
But can't remember what they are called. Something like brown-aid, but google isn't coming up with anything.

There were about six different shades if I remeber rightly.
(Mr._Pickles Yiff! Yiff! Grrr! Miaow!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

( Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

African or European?

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)

MONGOLIA!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

Neato
oh, and what's the difference between fluff and dust?
This has been bugging me since those adverts.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)

i'd say fluff is a collection of fiberous materials from clothes etc.
Where as dust is mostly particles of dead skin etc.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

yeah, that would be my guess too
fluff is hairs and feather parts, and dust is indeed dead skin
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

Is that not classed as lint?
?
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

I thought lint was the American term for fluff
I don't think i've ever heard anyone in the UK say lint
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

Well you've just seen someone type it
and now they're considering the 'delete' button!
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)

dust is the stuff on top of fluff's corpse
/disc jockey joke
( mictoboy, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

where IS that darn clitorus?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

It's a small Eastern European Country
nestled in the mountains between Poland and the Czech Republic.

At the time of writing they are goverend by king Clunge II
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

well, if you spelt it correctly, you might have better luck...
:P
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

Why, is it printed on some of them?
/confused
( Barbarossa Free xmas pudding hats for all bald people, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

hahaha

( mictoboy, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

why do birdssuddenly appear
ever time you are near?
( mictoboy, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

He is made of Trill.

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

jus rike me
they want be
crose to you

/miyagi sings
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

Tights or stockings?
.
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

stockings of course
tights bunch my willy up in uncomfortable ways
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

Why isn't it fucking lunchtime yet?
:(
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

Note to self...
Never ask to forward on any questions again...
( Barbarossa Free xmas pudding hats for all bald people, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)

Does he like movies about gladiators?

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

Has he burnt his neck?

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

Did he like it?

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)

Cake or death?

( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)