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( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

is that phil cool?

( mictoboy, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

nah he's a geek

nice icon choice
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

well, it's national pride, butt

( mictoboy, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

*Salutes...*
*...with cock*


have a microfiche joke...


An Irishman, an Australian and a Merthyr boy were sitting in a bar.
There was only one other person in the bar. The three men kept
looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar.

They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen him before when
suddenly the Irishman cried out: "My God! I know who that man is -
it's Jesus!"


The others looked again, and sure enough, it was Jesus himself,
sitting alone at a table.

The Irishman calls out across the lounge : "Hey! Hey youz! Are you
Jesus?"

Jesus looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head.
"Yes, I am Jesus," he says.


Well, the Irishman calls the barman over and says to him: "I'd like
you to give Jesus over there a pint of Guinness from me."

The barman pours Jesus a Guinness. Jesus looks over, raises his glass
in thanks and drinks.

Then the Australian calls out "Oi you! D'ya reckon you're Jesus or
what?"

Jesus nods and says "Yes, I am Jesus".

The Australian is mighty impressed and has the barman send over a jug
of Fosters which Jesus accepts with pleasure.

The Merthyr boy then calls out "Oi butt, you Jesus, like?"

Jesus smiles And says : "Yes, I am Jesus".

The Merthyr boy beckons the barman and tells him to send over a pint
of Brains Bitter for Jesus, which the barman duly does.


As before, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles over at the table.

Finally, after finishing the drinks, Jesus approaches our three
friends.


He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him
for the Guinness.

When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "Holy Mary
Mother of God the arthritis is gone! The arthritis I've had for years
is gone! It's a miracle!!!"


Jesus then shakes the Australian's hand, thanking him for the
Fosters, the Australian's eyes widen in shock:

"Strewth mate, the migraine! The migraine I've had for 40 years is
completely gone - it's a miracle!!!"

Jesus then goes to approach the Merthyr boy who says:












"Careful butt, I'm on invalidity"
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

zomg words!

tiny ones
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

That joke would work for all sorts
Scallys etc
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

it is exactly as sent to me
and definately should might slim chance of there is a remote possibility of making mictoboy smile!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)

Hahaha

(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)

"Butt"?
They call each other "butt"?

No wonder they needed colonising.
( A Vagabond won't buy what you tell him, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)

^This with extra colon

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)

Pffft...
"colon" sounds like "botty"
( A Vagabond won't buy what you tell him, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

"One minute I'm a leper with a trade,
next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave"
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

HA HA HA HA
I didn't even know I remembered who phil cool was.... ha ha ha
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

is he still knocking about?
I think the tv show was probably not a good move for him
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

wikipeado says yes

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

he's cool

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

phil cool on wikipeado:
"Whereas many of his impressionist peers concentrated on mimicking the voice of the target and changing in and out of a succession of hats"
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

Love it!
You beat me to it!
(Samuel Hell Jackson MMmm That is a tasty burger, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

I saw that ninja post deletion ;)
You can beat me to the colour version - I have no clue how to colour-match stuff in photoshop :[
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

You are too sharp
Didnt think I could post yet as I have been far too busy to confirm subscription but it seems I can

I shall have to wait till tonight to beat you then as I cant shop at work at the mo
:(

A big hearty woo to you
(Samuel Hell Jackson MMmm That is a tasty burger, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

cheers :)
I always thought he had a Rimmer look to him.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)

Yeah
I agree especially when he was younger.

I'm not all that good at colour matching either to be honest but I'll have a bash and leave a link in here for you.

Must do some work ... This place is so absorbing

Happy shopping
(Samuel Hell Jackson MMmm That is a tasty burger, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)

Here's what I did ...


Yes I cheated it just did'nt look right so I took the easy way out
I still like it though and it gave me a great idea
(Samuel Hell Jackson MMmm That is a tasty burger, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)

Smegging heck
Excellent have a bIg fat WOO
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)

thankyou!

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)