He's dressed as a transgender pimp, is why.

( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

haha!

( Bloop SnarnAndTheWorldSnarnsWithYouCrandAndYouCrandAlone, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

and he's trying to guess the number Gordon's thinking of
... erm... 8?
(Prof UnderCover Wants an advice column in a tattoo magazine, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

Live 8.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear. If we were ever to shout FAIL at anything...
( Captain Wow If I show you the roses, will you follow?, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)