From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 363 entries (closed)

(captain barnacle, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)

hahaah
he has the jaw technique for it too
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)

*GOOOOOOH*

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)

don't panic,
i just got a baguette, crisps and can....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)

cor! a feast!
did you steal them from a patient or from the WRVS hut when they weren't looking?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)

i mugged an old lady here to identify her husbands body!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

top work
Who says there is no such thing as vision in the NHS

Once she's gone, ransack the body - you may find some Werther's Originals for dessert
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

*rummages*
ewwww....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)

ha ha ha ha
colostomy bagged!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

thats ok!!
*blows up*
free balloon!!...





*brushes teeth*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

concealed lol

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

Hahaha
LOLITICS
( The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)

eeeeh
Gordon's tall i'n't 'e?

Woo yay
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)

he's standing on Mo Mowlem
it's a bit squishy underfoot
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)

how long's she been dead now?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

dunno
but I feel bad about saying it now.
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

I feel better now

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

don't feel bad
I once suggested to some senior academics that she would be a good choice for rector of our University... they all looked at me like I was sick or simple. Now I listen to the Today programme every morning while I'm asleep just to make sure.

apparently the pope's in the thames
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

arf
That Clement Atlee's a nice bloke - give him a go
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

William Pitt the Elder for me!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

lord palmerston!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

Oh, that kind of "Special friendship" between the USA & Britain.
Tony was close to "Bush"
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)

Bush used to call them Limeyparties

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)

hahaha!
Very good sir!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

I'd shop it
but I've just had a curry
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

Drilling for oil
Yee-harr, brown gold
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

...Texas Teabagging

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

he didn't swallow!!
what a bastard.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)

arf! nice one!

( The Great Architect, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

hehe!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)