woo
and if those girls are virgins, they're probably ugly
edit: or illegal
( My Future Self taste my jesus!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

or not really girls

or technically human
( mediocre I am not strange, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

A Glaswegian* virgin is an 8 year old who can run faster than her brothers.
*where Glaswegian is a randomly selected town for the purposes of light wit and no actual slight to the city's womenfolk is intended.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)