Bring a bottle!


From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 363 entries (closed)

(bemily, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

I think he overdid it with the Ready Brek
Welcome to b3ta, pull up a slightly optimised kittin and a stool sample.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

Hahaha

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

how did the gig go?

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

Bizarre.
We were playing at one end of a short corridor at the back of the pub, which pointed towards the main bar area and which had no soft furnishings, no carpet and a glass door behind us.
So everything sounded a bit like: "BWAAAAIINGGaaaAAASSSJJJJSSHHHHHWAAAANGGGAA!"

Went down OK though.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

hahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

*giggles*
trying to picture the sound
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

It really was an appalling room.
Still, beer money's beer money.

Did you get much chanting done?
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)

it threw it down
we got soaked

www.flickr.com/photos/bilbobarneybobs/

tried not to laugh at them
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

Hehehe cool.
I used to live just down the road from Castle Hill.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

ooh where?
Almondbury or Newsome?
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

Top of Lowerhouses.
So, towards Almondbury
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

Is that you? Cool wedding!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

not me, no
IT WAS A paGAN BLESSING
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

Or the pies...one of the two
Hello your sexiness *grovels*
( Chorihohohowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

*reaches down and turns face upwards by putting finger under chin and applying slight upwards pressure*
You know who is your daddy, huh?

*hides pie behind back*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

yes master...


_{he's a civil engineer from Bristol}
( Chorihohohowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

haha I had to cut and paste that somewhere else to read it
/old fogey blog

;) *snuggles*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

tee hee awww blesss!
/loves ya anyway blog
( Chorihohohowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

I heard pie
snaffles whilst busy
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

Steak and Onion or Rhubarb?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

*farts*
smells like fizzy egg
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

what did you just do?

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

I farted
Didn't you see?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

yourallgay

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

I've really NO idea what you're going on about
:P
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

Yeah, right...

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

see - he saw
I'm not going madder than usual
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

YOU SAW NUFFINK
ORLRITE?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

Nothing, eh? ;)

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)

*sidles closer*
I dahnt fink you anderstahnd..

you *prods*
saw *prods*
nuffink. *prods* *prods*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

*shakes with fear*
Sorry. You're right. I saw nothing.

*cries a little bit*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

hahahahahhahaahah
byeee

*snogs*
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

both
first Rhubarb with a nice onion gravy

then Steak with lashings of custard
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

this can only end in chaos and disaster!

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

That kitten is still over 50k!!
ban the fucker!!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

Funny joke
or incitement of terrorism?!

YOU DECIDE!

:)
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

Laughs.
*hears black helicopters*
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

*sees shark and bridge*

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

no diver
∴
not real
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

I'll bring a nice house plant

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

O_o
TOAP : 7/10
FileSize : 8/10
Hummus : 7/10

Not bad m'dear, not bad at all !
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

All of this
Bit of a disappointing Tuesday, I've hardly yelled at anyone...
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

^ this
because all the little fuckwits have left school now haven't they?
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

Agh
Synchronous thinking/posting!
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

I forgot it was Tuesday
and I've been hardcore lurking all day!
( Chorihohohowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

I forgot it was Tuesday
and this is the fourth time i have been on today

*shocked*
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

Agreed.

Been very quiet for a Tuesday, actually.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

Can I shout at you?
Just for the sake of making Tuesday complete you understand, nothing personal...
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

Wade in.
*posts imaginary 2 Meg Bitmap*

*runs*

*hides*
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

Bloody hell, what do you think you're playing at?

Ah, that's better!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

Pleasure m'dear.

*bleeds*
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

I could pearoast a MASSIVE picture/animation for you
?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE, etc
And a little large
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

I extreme action can turn the tide of the mainstream
I am for this
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

burns embassy,
an eye for an eye and all that.

welcome.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

advertise it on myspack

lovely, welcome.

edit/ Bah, I missed 23k posts today and I'd tattooed my scrotum and everything.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

Shame!
I'm sure everyone only came on here to see your baws ;)
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 17:20, archived)