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( The Great Architect, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)

haha
THE WINRAR!
( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)

Ha ha ha!
even if it's too glossy to properly gather winnets.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)

ew
you think itd make a squeaking sound as it passed over?
( the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)

*tests*

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)

still, the joy of
wiping your arse on various slappers from Big Brother would be worth doing
( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)

would be wasn't. That Jade Goody kept trying to bite off my testicles.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)

hahahahah
fantastic
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)

yays,
make this and i would buy it and use it often
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)

Heh, spot on !

( FoldsFive Gold Rings, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)

:D sue purb!
Imagine the mess that'd make after laying a particularly messy cable
(spartacus_mills, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)

That's the Nuts that!

(ToMeToYule is using the turkey to measure it., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)

we'll probably see it in Nuts by next week, too

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)

Haha
But clearly that magazine needs more topless.
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)

zoo socks ftw
yay
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)

that
gives me the fahkin 'orn
(harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)

But I don't want to wipe my bum on pics from b3ta :(
very woo!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)

nice one sir
what page is the spam usually on.your comment about the vacant sign gave me the idea for another hit.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)

usually, page 28 of each mag
5
( The Great Architect, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

ta, i just remembered i have a scan of it here.
i'll see what happens.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)

woo pic
winnar
( hooker1uk ah fucksocks, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)

Wooo!
That am quite good, that am!
( Cthulhu F'taghn Tanzt kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)

Ha ha!
But that also means you went into a shop and bought Zoo! How did you cope with the shame?
(scum_monkey will growl for money, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)

i made this earlier

now what to do with him next (he's sitting on my monitor?)
( hooker1uk ah fucksocks, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)

I think it's best that you start obeying him

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)

oh i do
i have just had another idea YAY
( hooker1uk ah fucksocks, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)

That reminds me
I made a dalek out of coffee cups at uni, stuck it in a spare display cabinet and it's still there four months later. I can't get it though cos I'm not there until September. I mean I could drive in and get it (15 miles) but I don't know if it's open and could I be bothered?
(Cuthbert Annihilator http://www.gamesbooksfilms.com/, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)

winrar!

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)