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a bit TV Go Home...but made years ago before electricity and shops were invented



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( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:42, archived)

:D Top "shop"!
Shit, I'm missing Win, Lose or Airwolf!
(spartacus_mills and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)

"chop", shirley?

( lemony, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)

hehe
Adobe Stanley Knife & Pritt CS3
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)

I utterly demand more of this sort of thing.

( Kamikaze Stoat in ur city, Blobbing ur graydians, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)

I assume you'll be partaking in the GrandmaOfShoes & Lemony Board Event™
or the
Lemony & GrandmaOfShoes Board Event™
( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)

Hmm,
I haven't tidied this room for a long time, so reachable items are many.
Assuming that's still the rule.
( Kamikaze Stoat in ur city, Blobbing ur graydians, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)

it's a reasonable one as well this time I think

( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)

I have some interesting-shaped things on my desk
(unplanned) that I hope I can use.
( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)

WHATS HAPPENED TO B3TA???
I'm sure this is rude but no one else has replied yet
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)

Hahahaha
You're right.
We are getting jaded.
( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)

Sorry, I think I was in a trance.

( Kamikaze Stoat in ur city, Blobbing ur graydians, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)

Excellent
so when i say something tenuously cock related later, i expect you to take the piss
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)

What am I? Some kind of catheter?

( Kamikaze Stoat in ur city, Blobbing ur graydians, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)

I am BESIDE MYSELF
with excitement!
THIS IS BETTER THAN 10 000 000 regular compos. NOBODY MAY GO TO BED YET!
By order,
'pot
( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)

I agree entirely

( lemony, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)

Ummm
I'm pretty tired though
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)

No no no
Drink coffee, you cannot miss this, it's too much fun!
( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)

Qu'est-ce que c'est?
(spartacus_mills and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)

At midnight....
a topic is announced.
You have to take a picture of yourself that relates to the topic.
You may only use items that are to hand (on your desk).
( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)

If it involves a large pile of chewing gum
them i'm sorted.

Otherwise i am going to be tired for no reason tomorrow :)
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)

Hmmm, okily dokily
*starts filling up desk with stuff*
(spartacus_mills and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)

It must be spontaneous though

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)

What if my camera isn't on my desk?

( davew27 roffle, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)

Stupidly
I just finished a coffee even though i planned to go to bed soon
( Bazmonkey was single because of B3ta..., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)

This!

( SugarSpunSister Any Plymouth b3tans?, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)

Yay!
Ms Sister is joining in!
( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)

That's my favourite EVER line
I'm yet to hear it in the right scenario though :(
(spartacus_mills and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)

Always!
These things are the highlight of b3ta for me.
( SugarSpunSister Any Plymouth b3tans?, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)

Right then Shoes...tell me what to do
I'm back on the board...I'm bored...and I need direction
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)

wait til 12 o clock
at twelve myself and lemony start an event which is based on a theme

I have set up some pictures for guidance the rules are simple, anything within arms reach is fair game whilst sat at your desk, make an outfit/costume/scenario with said items, take the photo and RAM IT ON THE FUCKING BOARD!
( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)

This could be good
within arms reach (not counting the slidy chair thingy)...I currently have:

3 Hamsters
a football
a cycle helmet
cat food
many many videos (not to be confused with this new fangled disk stuff)


no camera though
some quality street
a web cam
some cider...IVV stopped me getting more grape juice
pens
and some mixed nuts from M&S
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)

a great combo

( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)

no nuts left now

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)

before gaslights and the horse and trap, you say?

(The Alchemist foolishly buying books I won't need, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)

I remember when this were all fields

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)

fantastic
you win the internets
( brianftang Bring on the trumpets!!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)

The amount of work that went into that is gobsmacking
I'm going to smack my gob now
click
( Bloop SnarnAndTheWorldSnarnsWithYouCrandAndYouCrandAlone, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)

Yes!
"one of Germany's greatest fantasy enemies, the cormorant".

*clicks*
( The Hedgehog From Hell has a personal PIN identification number, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)

This reminds me that I must have some of these lying around somewhere
I also used to cut up newspaper headlines, and paste them together in a funny way

but they're all in dutch anyway
( mediocre so young & so 1337, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)

TVGH as it may be
It's still piss funny. And far more of an abstractathon.

So eat this *click*, you mother.
( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)

haha
win lose or airwolf, that's class
(Astrid, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:25, archived)