I am Sportacus!
I can't do pooters but i've got loads of sellytape and old papers that are my friends.


From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(fatcock, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH KNIVES!

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)

Fuck off, both of you!
/ac

edit: oh my, wrong reply. No offense, sir!
( Flowers is gonna fuck your shit up, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

TESTICLE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
/ac
( lemony, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

:O
I....I......IM SORRY!
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

this made me chortle heartily
quote possibly the best thing i have ever seen......... ever
*clicks*
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)

FUCKING HELL!
ARRRRGGGGHHH!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)

the raging horn?

( lemony, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

I fear this
with all of my being.
( mofaha, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)

hurray
Mofaha

will you be joining in the fun? t-minus 10 minutes
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)

I'd like to but I doubt that I will.
I don't really like posting pics of myself.
How the devil are you grandma? What have you been up to?
( mofaha, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

I'm tired of working at my job it's really not very good, but otherwise I'm great, healthy and not drowning
I might be doing some voluntary overseas stuff as I'm fed up of my job

how're you?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

Doing ok.
Kind of unsettled at the moment, I had a kind-of vacation and I'm still gradually getting back into things here.
( mofaha, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

cover all distinguishing features
and take the photo in silhouette
( lemony, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

That looks like it's about to be all sorts of painful!
woo!
EDIT: Forgot to click *CLICKS
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

that looks like it fucking hurts
woo to that shirt also
( The_Fiend, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

Hehe... that's great .....
But I don't envy your task of removing the sellotape..!!
(the invisable man, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

I just did something similar that I'm on the verge of posting
I'm not copying though!
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)