Spazzcat's BOAB 6

Yes, I sellotaped my face again.

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)

Holy fuck I'm scared
website these now
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)

You look GORGEOUS
Simply WHO does your make-up?
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)

I do it ALL myself!
Stylists - pah
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)

Should open up a Salon
you would make millions thousands hundreds something.
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)

something a mess
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)

Yay play tiems

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)

Davo Blunko?

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)

GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD'SSSSSS
FOR LOVELY HAIRRRRRRRRR
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)

AAAAA?
uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Aaaaaaa
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)

<3 uncyclopedia

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)

It has provided me with the best
.gif ever.



( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)

*gets the horn*

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)

Somewhere, there is a teenager looking at this image
and waiting for it to go further, without realising it's a loop
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)

Three minutes ago
That teenager was me

*was hoping for big-eyed Hentai tentacle fun*
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)

Tentacles are the MOST sensual of
all apendages.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)

Its a loop?
You bastard...

_/unfuny
( Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 3:12, archived)

hahaha
i've watched that...it kept bordering on hentai...
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)

Yeah you still would though.



edit/ Since finishing sixth form I've spent almost every night in *shudder* JD wetherspoons.
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)

*does*

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)

whats wrong with
Spoonies?! Its cheap and easy, and if you take someone with you, you can easily avoid the scum!
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)

Their knowledge of alcohol makes me want to cry though
"Can I have a bloody mary?"

"We don't do them"

"Do you do vodka?"

"yes"

"do you do tomato juice?"

"yes"

"do you do lee & perrins, and tobasco?"

"yes"





"then you do a fucking bloody mary then don't you."
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)

You scary motherfucker
Jesus girl you frighten me. I'm glad you don't look like this all the time, we'd get even stranger looks in the pub...
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)

I'm thinking of working this look into a set for SG
What do you think lol
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)

I think they'd definitely accept that
pic
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)

you should definately send that
into the SG myspace lol seriously do it
id love to see the replys
( The_Fiend, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)

They tried to make me go to rehab and I said
AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

I mean, please continue with this series. It pleases me immensely.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)

I still have pen on my face
I don't want to annoy people by going on too long....
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)

I'm encouraging you for purely selfish reasons
I simply want to see if your eyeballs will actually pop out of your face, as they are threatening to do in the above picture.

edit: that may sound more rude than I intended it to, no insult intended!
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)

You should see her when she's given
food
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)

No worries
My scary buggy eyes are my best feature
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)

Maybe it's Maybelline...
...maybe she's pissed.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)

hahaha!
i've not been on the board all week, and when i do i see this! yay!

*fears*
...


*sellotape-s and pen-s face...*

I AM LULLY NOW!
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)

YAY LULLY!

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)

I HELPING MAKED YOU LULLY!!!!
*belms*
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)

Hello you! *huggles*
How are you? I am off work for six days and I'm gonna party.
( Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)

good! i floated the river!
it is 103*f here today, and i slathered myself in sunscreen...
yet somehow managed to miss my left knee...


IT BURNS!!!
*is too pasty to go outside in summer*
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)

*Applies soothing burn cream*
It was awful today and looks like it'll be horrible today.
:(
But I am going festival shopping, so I don't care
:)
( Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)

yay then. ^_^
i need to buy fireworks...
( *f o o f* planet terror while trying to sleep. bad idea!!!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)

Fireworks rock.
Scientific fact.
( Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)

Would.

( TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)

odly...
surprisingly, that turns me on
(eneville, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)