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# 'Goodbye, Mr Dangerous!'

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Bears with hands not paws
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# a map
... of an island... with a sexy secret
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# The island is full of BEES
oh wait that's not sexy
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *stings*
what about now?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Ow! hey that's not a sting
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# sexy bees!
(speaking of which - where's freebs?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# dunno
not seen him about today
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# he works too hard that lad
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# No good will come from it
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# solidarity brother
soon the capitalist pigs will fall and we will... probably have to work harder and take fewer holidays.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Drowned on the way home last night
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Don't say that!
Swaza'll have to go to the Leeds mini bash by himself.

meaty delicious spam: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/9974
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I have Friday off and everything
But it's a two and a half hour journey from me to them, which is a bit of a way to go just for lunch!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# get freebs drunk
and then take advantage of him!

Also - Leeds is a pretty nice city - you could make a day of it, take a picnic, see the sights... ride a bus... erm... York's quite close by, you could go to teh Viking museum... or to Lightwater Valley in Ripon... which is like Alton Tower but underfunded and about 15 years out of date.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I don't need to get him drunk
To be able to do that...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# bees are solid gold comedy
I had a dream once which contained this 'joke':

What's stripy and lives in the kitchen?

A bee.


I woke myself up laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# HAHA Damn you!
You made me office lol. I envy you and your dream jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# That's excellent!
*tells everyone she knows*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# five pigs playing golf.
or BIKINIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
#
Five pigs playing golf IN bikinis!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Terrorists..
with handbags and summer blouses
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# ^ this
sexy terrorists.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# ^ yes this
all dainty 'armed' and with lots of lippy.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
#
Kat in a second hand lingerie store looking disgusted.
or
Scarlet in Toys R Us having the time of her life
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# with Pat Swayze
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Is that Patricia Swayze, the shop assistant from Lincoln...
...who is in no way related to Patrick Swayze the actor, and who is utterly sick of being asked about him?


In a similar way to how I feel when people say "Kerry? That's a girl's name, innit?"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Kerry? That's a girl's name, innit
or is it ....?
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Well that would be telling.
Best conversation EVAH, with O2:

O2: "Are you authorised to talk about this account?"
Me: "Yes... I am Kerry Mountain"
O2: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I just saw Kerry and assumed you were a.. girl. And now I'm really hoping you're a man... And not just... a girl... with a really... deep... voice"

It was the way her voice trailed off as she realised what she was saying that made me laugh =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I've met an equal number of girl and guy Kerrys (Kerries?)
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# uhdunuh..
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# i'm sick of people asking how to pronounce my name.
so i just turned it into "ewan" wich is close enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# What is your name then?
And how do you pronounce it correctly?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# "iwijn"
go ahead and try to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# EEWIDGIN
Am I right?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# no but you're close enough.
have some pie.

(i have recently discovered only scottish people can pronounce the dutch "ij" sound)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Is it a clearing the throat type sound like German "ch"?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# not quite.
it's pretty hard to explain over the net. if i ever come to a bash one day i'll tell you about it over some tea and cake. i promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# *says it*
perfect i think you'll agree
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# eoighan?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# eoighan bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
#
with Pat Swayze sharp
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Something with nice big boobs.
You haven't done it in a while and I'm getting withdrawl symptoms.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# a mermaid with hairy armpits
and doesnt smell of fish
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# ..
www.b3ta.com/board/7370808
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# denizens please
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# 'ning JJ
Draw a curious Pterodactyl, peering intently at an antique gadget made of brass, glass and sparks, trying to figure out how it works.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Tony Blackburn stuffing putty in the keyhole of a 1975 DAF 44
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# i just saw on the news some blokes mobile exploded and killed him.
draw that!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# in his pance??

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# in his breast pocket....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# that sounds like a job for Butters...
(not that he's been around much lately)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# was it Bill Gates's iPhone?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# he wasn't vapourized so no.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
#
www.mbmagazine.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2479&Itemid=62
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# christ, that really blew!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# top stuff as always you talented bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# 'ning sexy
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *gropes*
Alright my lover?
Guess who got a mohawk this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Haha, was it you by any chance?
Let's see a picture then!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# a camel on fire
being passed by by 30 crows doing a sponsored walk for Cancer Research.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# More sequential art!!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# this
b3ta.com/board/7370816
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Scarlet on a Bouncy Castle
Having just deflated it with her claws
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# A sexy squirrel version of the tour de france.
Or a recreation of the kidnapping of Alan Johnson with denziens
(Scat Tevens, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# A girl in a bikini
on a beach on bikini island

which is wearing a huuuuge bikini!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# ^
that should keep me occupied for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# lolo ferrari
and her gigantic breasts.

they are so heavy she has tipped forward and cannot get up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I'm reckon
this

www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/news/tm_method=full%26objectid=19369161%26siteid=66633-name_page.html

Is your fault!

Real life squirrels with tits!!!!!!!
(puggs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Live up
To your responsibilities dammit! Think of the poor suite shop owners getting loser spunk in the crotch area when they are handed back!

It's madness I tell thee.....MADNESS!!!!!!!

*goes and gets his "End is Nigh" sign*
(puggs, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# * shock *
But hey, now you know for sure
if there were to come scarlet / kat / chloe / ... - costumes
they would sell.

..to strange people
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# BUNNIES EATIN PUDDIN
nyam nyam
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# An omellette that on closer inspection is the home to a tiny sentient species
of cheese and egg based creatures. The two species hate each other, fighting over which is better and which should rule the world of "Umlitt". After many years of vicious fighting a truce is called and the creatures decide to share their world in peace, the leaders of each faction meet up in a grand hall to sign a truce when suddenly, crashing through the roof comes a selection of mushrooms, peppers, onions and herbs.

And thus the Umlitt saga begins.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# all of this ^^ :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# A concept illustration for the
new reality TV Show:

"When Smurfs Go Bad"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Pip Dangerous ABC-TV-style 60s Title Sequence Logo thing!

(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)