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# its a big hole you put in your body by stretching skin
I have one in my ear
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Do you?
*examines all flickr pictures with Dave in them*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# i was thinking about getting one of them
am i too old at 31 to have one?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# yes
get a cloth cap and a whippet
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# pfffft
two steps ahead
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# No
watch out though they get addictive, I'm going up to 8mm in a few weeks, I told myself I'd stop at 5, then 6, then 7....
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# That's what a mate of mine said
and now he has a two and a half centimetre hole in each ear.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Get one in your penis
and fit a small waterwheel
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Yes
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# thanks
*weeps openly*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *slaps*
pull yourself together man!!
there's children about!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# is there?
*puts cock away*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# You shouldn't ask questions if you might not like the answer
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# you're brutal!
but i like you
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Pachey: killing hopes and dreams since 2004
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# It is better to be honest, no?
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# i like her honesty
it means i can be honest with her
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Well I never.
Now let's see your mohawk!

Unless it's a trouser-mohawk O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# gimmie a sec, i got to wash the cut hair out of my face
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# it looks like some sort of ear-tuning device
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Haha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# i used to know someone with such a thing.
except it was big enough to put a couple of fingers through it. she was also horrifyingly ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# me too recently
:D

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Do you?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# aye its getting bigger too
I'm sat at my desk with a screw driver through it for laughs :)

I've wanted one for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
#
you so crazy

not laughs, shits and giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *high fives*
This makes us youthful and cool
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Like
Totally!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I hope you wore eye goggles. a screwdriver to face accident is no laughing matter!
'nings
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *rugby tackles*
i wasn't ignoring you yesterday, honest
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# :D
no worries lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# phew
*fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# So
Is it a wanking device or not?
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# depends how flexible he is...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Well if I could get it near my cock I'd be able to suck myself off
so not really any point having it as a wanking device.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Not for you, silly!
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# ^this
two in my left ear. 4mm and 8mm.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# and do people wank through/with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# 'ning Waspy!
Are you well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Radiant!*
*hungover

and you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I'm all of teh grand, ta!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)