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# Here we go then...

1000th post. Done. ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# more than I got :)
woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Precisely
congrats!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I don need yor steeenking badgees
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *just about to hand over giant gold badge*
Oh *hides badge*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Oh, but you do
you just don't know it yet ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# how about a gold star?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# how about your brown star?
:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!!!



out back, five minutes...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# back out
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# why?
are the rumors true?!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# no i mean back out.
come out backwards
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# what like;
mum, dad, i'm yag?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Haha.
yag m'i ,dad ,mum surely?


EDIT: Haha:

"yag m'i ,dad ,mum"
"What? That's terrible!" *cries*
"What is it?"
"Our son! He's a trekkie, and he's speaking in Klingon!"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# kapla!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# ahah
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# pfffft
"we always wenk nos"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# whatever makes it easier for you.
now get out into that alley
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *shuffles out with kecks round ankles*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
#
ROLL UP ROLL UP
TEN BOB A GOB
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *looks at ives*
Hmm I'll give you £4.50 and a shoe
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# ten bob's 50p gov
gob = bj
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Wait, what?
a bob is 5p?
You english and your stupid currency
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# i'm not english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Is this one of those "actually I'm scottish/welsh/manx"
When to the rest of the world, you all live in a generic blob called england.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# is that supposed to be a question?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Depends if the answer is one that makes me look cool/smart
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *smokes*
c'est la vie...
*films noir*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# why do you think Boy Scouts could never afford to buy much
no matter how sore their mouths got
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# buy scouts
never afford to boy much ;)

GAH: ninja edit!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I think you'll find I have ninjad yo ass
and it was lovely

ning CW
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# nings gorgeous!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Careful now!
The board, she cannae tek it!

She's gonna blow!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I have a 10s blank under my desk
It was made in the late 60s

It looks like 50p
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Still had to make the damn thing myself tho..
grumble ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Heheheh WOOO!
congratulations :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# you're shit at lurking
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *kidnaps Chorizo*
There you go, she'll be better at it now!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# hey no fair!
can i come and visit?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Mmmmphhhghghghg
fumbhdy hhlp mh!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# It's ok, I'll not mistreat you
Much ;-)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# do i pay you now?
or later?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Heeey!
You're the evil super villain behind all this?

I knew that Trellis was good really!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# she's as much a part of this as i am.
now put that jawbreaker back where it belongs and take you pants off, people are paying for this.

;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I'm not good! I'm evil!
*sulks*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *pats on head*
you're devil herself dear...

*rolls eyes*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I think 'naughty'
is a more appropriate word :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *snickers*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# *marathons*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *twixs*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# that reminds me.
i still have a voucher for a free snickers bar in my coat pocket!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Thanks.
Now I just need more hummus. See you in another 4 years ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# byeeee!
*sad*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I know the feeling
my actual picture posts are getting fewer and further between
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Where can I buy hummus..
and the skillz? ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# you could have a hummus transplant
I hear they offer it in some darker corners of the net ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# thats not fair!!
=)
WOO!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# haha!
i just an email from the chief executive that has a list of phone numbers i can ring
if i feel intmidated by other staff in the wake of this doctor/terrorist thing!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Doctor/terrorist thing?



/hasn't been following the news blog
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# all those blokes that tried to blow up a scottish airport was doctors!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Haha, were they?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# piccy tiem

once again I am the b3tard who has had his face more times on board that teh Quo
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Cor!
*spluffs*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# CHRIST!
Right in my fucking eye mate!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Well that's what you get for letting my put my cock through your ear...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Hello lovely :)
How's tricks?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Hello you.
I'm all of teh grand, ta!

I haven't got a new flesh tunnel though.

But I did win a guitar last week \o/
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I know
It looks lovely (I was lurking) *cuddles* gratilashins
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Thanks miss!
*returns cuddle*

*fondles bumcheeks*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# my missus would fancy you lots
so it's a good thing she doesn't go on b3ta
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I can't think of anything to say here that doesn't make me sound like I love myself
But you all know I do anyway so here goes,
She's only human.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# How do you know?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# she has all the correct parts
well, for my purposes at least
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *suffocates as dave's ego begins to fill the room*
=D

Aside from the Soul-burning crazy eye gaze, you look rather dashing there.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Cheers buddy
that means a lot to me, hearing a man calling me dashing. Oh wait or does that make me gay?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# just accept it, feel better about yourself and don't dwell on it.
If you think too hard and it'll make you gay.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# what? sorry I was picking my belly button
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Good call
Now if you'll excuse me.
To the the HindenWeasel!
*zeplins*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Where do you get the money for all of these!?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# =D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# How do you know?
There's more to fancying than the face.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# yes
mind you, she told me the only reason she fancied me was because I had a coat
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# wow, talk about right place, right time
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *grabs surfboard*
*rides Dave's Hair*

*wipeouts*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *goes to A&E with a surf board wedged in ear*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# i seem to have lost my verruca sock.....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *hands it back*
I've made it a bit crispy, though
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *caresses screen*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# you got chocolate all over your moniter now mate
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *licks off*
oh! hello handsome
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# i'm all moist...

...you now, down there.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# What...
Surrey?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *gets the bounty out*
*mops*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# a damp follow through?
go change your pants!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# yes
i had a chinese curry last night. mid week treat.

in other news i had to Watch 'Alien Vs Predator'.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# its shit isn't it?
Does teh comics no justice what so ever.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# it is indeed
shit.

but i was round a friends house and we dicided on some cheesy crap and i hadn't seen it.

i now have and have no intention on seeing it again.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# gah!!
how could you!?!?

i went to see Die Hard
it was acetastic
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# oh yes!
*fears to leave the service center*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
#
1. All doctors are now terrorists
2. The NHS is run by al-Qaeda
3. Osama bin Laden is now Secretary of State for Health
4. Bloody immigrants, coming over here and stealing our terrorist doctor jobs
5. Profit

© Daily Mail
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Crikey...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# the daily mail challenge,
that was another great one!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha!
i had to larf at the news yesterday, the nice man from calor was suggesting i.d checks for people buying gas cannisters.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# jesus
as if your identity somehow betrays your intentions
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# 0.00000001% of the NHS is terrorists
In answer to your question yesterday fine thank you but if you were going to ask it today I'd say a bit tired because I didn't sleep well because I drank quite a lot because it was Independence Day.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Do you want me to come and sit next to you so that you can sleep on my shoulder?

It's a bit bony but it's there if you want it...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Lap please
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Well, alright then.
But no funny business!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# why were you celebrating independance day?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Are you joking or did you not see my reply yesterday
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# i didn't see your reply yesterday
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I am American
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# no you're not
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# How do you know?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Code red! Start burning the surveillance tapes!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# you told me you have a posh english accent
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Duel National
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# My country threatened to revoke my dual nationality =/
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Which one?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# South Africa
When Thabo came in he tried to force people to either be South African or not.

I don't think he ever got around to enforcing it, but I haven't renewed my african passport for a long time now anyway
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# see
I'm a Scot

but I also have a posh English accent

apparently
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# is one of the numbers the Jeremy Kyle hotline?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# haha!!
no, but i have that as number 1 on quick dial....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# You feel intimidated by your boss, right?
Really scared he might do something I mean?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# No, he feels intimidated by the Chief Executive sending him unsolicited emails.
I didn't get an email from the Chief Executive...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# No, I didn't get one either!
And I actually probably should have...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Let's bum his embassy.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *adjusts tie*
she knows who the main man is.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# hehe
the last mail I had from my CEO said "Is there some sort of ‘deployment of laser technology in monkeys’ conference going on? "
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# 'grats!

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# marcia grassyass!
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# And you're not wearing the shirt, so technically this is a nekkid post.
Woo, congratumalations!

=)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
well spotted!
/got out of that one
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# toat :D
gratz!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# hehe
;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Was it wet though?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# ooh i wish it was!
ready to PEEL off! ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Pictures please!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# it would give you
the fear!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# congrats
i could have been worse.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# tanks muchly! oh i'm sure it can and will
get worse...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# congrachermalashuns!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Thankyou oh mighty one!
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Neato
But needs more nekkid
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Ta. And may I refer you to..
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Congrats!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Mucho apprecio!
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *fears*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *tears*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# *repairs*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Thankyou
And may I say what a smashing gif you have there!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Congratulatings!
and nice T-Shirt...

*eyes up*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *all eyes down*
ta muchly!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# congrats on your stats!
who are you again!?
:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# The King of Stats!
;) cheers!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# i got AIDS for mine :(
congratumilations
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Damn, I hope you returned it for a refund.
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)