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# thats not fair!!
=)
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# haha!
i just an email from the chief executive that has a list of phone numbers i can ring
if i feel intmidated by other staff in the wake of this doctor/terrorist thing!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Doctor/terrorist thing?



/hasn't been following the news blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# all those blokes that tried to blow up a scottish airport was doctors!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Haha, were they?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# piccy tiem

once again I am the b3tard who has had his face more times on board that teh Quo
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Cor!
*spluffs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# CHRIST!
Right in my fucking eye mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Well that's what you get for letting my put my cock through your ear...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Hello lovely :)
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Hello you.
I'm all of teh grand, ta!

I haven't got a new flesh tunnel though.

But I did win a guitar last week \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I know
It looks lovely (I was lurking) *cuddles* gratilashins
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Thanks miss!
*returns cuddle*

*fondles bumcheeks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# my missus would fancy you lots
so it's a good thing she doesn't go on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I can't think of anything to say here that doesn't make me sound like I love myself
But you all know I do anyway so here goes,
She's only human.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# How do you know?
(Count Fwapula tragically only has one bum, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# she has all the correct parts
well, for my purposes at least
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *suffocates as dave's ego begins to fill the room*
=D

Aside from the Soul-burning crazy eye gaze, you look rather dashing there.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Cheers buddy
that means a lot to me, hearing a man calling me dashing. Oh wait or does that make me gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# just accept it, feel better about yourself and don't dwell on it.
If you think too hard and it'll make you gay.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# what? sorry I was picking my belly button
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Good call
Now if you'll excuse me.
To the the HindenWeasel!
*zeplins*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Where do you get the money for all of these!?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# How do you know?
There's more to fancying than the face.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# yes
mind you, she told me the only reason she fancied me was because I had a coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# wow, talk about right place, right time
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *grabs surfboard*
*rides Dave's Hair*

*wipeouts*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *goes to A&E with a surf board wedged in ear*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# i seem to have lost my verruca sock.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *hands it back*
I've made it a bit crispy, though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *caresses screen*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# you got chocolate all over your moniter now mate
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *licks off*
oh! hello handsome
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# i'm all moist...

...you now, down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# What...
Surrey?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *gets the bounty out*
*mops*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# a damp follow through?
go change your pants!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# yes
i had a chinese curry last night. mid week treat.

in other news i had to Watch 'Alien Vs Predator'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# its shit isn't it?
Does teh comics no justice what so ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# it is indeed
shit.

but i was round a friends house and we dicided on some cheesy crap and i hadn't seen it.

i now have and have no intention on seeing it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# gah!!
how could you!?!?

i went to see Die Hard
it was acetastic
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# oh yes!
*fears to leave the service center*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
#
1. All doctors are now terrorists
2. The NHS is run by al-Qaeda
3. Osama bin Laden is now Secretary of State for Health
4. Bloody immigrants, coming over here and stealing our terrorist doctor jobs
5. Profit

© Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Crikey...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# the daily mail challenge,
that was another great one!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha!
i had to larf at the news yesterday, the nice man from calor was suggesting i.d checks for people buying gas cannisters.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# jesus
as if your identity somehow betrays your intentions
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# 0.00000001% of the NHS is terrorists
In answer to your question yesterday fine thank you but if you were going to ask it today I'd say a bit tired because I didn't sleep well because I drank quite a lot because it was Independence Day.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Do you want me to come and sit next to you so that you can sleep on my shoulder?

It's a bit bony but it's there if you want it...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Lap please
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Well, alright then.
But no funny business!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# why were you celebrating independance day?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Are you joking or did you not see my reply yesterday
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# i didn't see your reply yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I am American
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# no you're not
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# How do you know?
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Code red! Start burning the surveillance tapes!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# you told me you have a posh english accent
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Duel National
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# My country threatened to revoke my dual nationality =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Which one?
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# South Africa
When Thabo came in he tried to force people to either be South African or not.

I don't think he ever got around to enforcing it, but I haven't renewed my african passport for a long time now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# see
I'm a Scot

but I also have a posh English accent

apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# is one of the numbers the Jeremy Kyle hotline?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# haha!!
no, but i have that as number 1 on quick dial....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# You feel intimidated by your boss, right?
Really scared he might do something I mean?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# No, he feels intimidated by the Chief Executive sending him unsolicited emails.
I didn't get an email from the Chief Executive...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# No, I didn't get one either!
And I actually probably should have...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Let's bum his embassy.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *adjusts tie*
she knows who the main man is.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# hehe
the last mail I had from my CEO said "Is there some sort of ‘deployment of laser technology in monkeys’ conference going on? "
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)