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# NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
Real tea spit
can I profile this?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Hurrah
*hosts*
*applies*
*....*
*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Is that 6mm?
I've got a nice 4-8mm stretching horn I could post you if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# 7mm
going up to 8mm in two weeks, cheers for the offer but would have out grown it by the time it got here probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# A stretching horn, eh?
That sounds unspeakably rude.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# You are unspeakably rude!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# That's the way you like me
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I can't see it :(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Now I can.
Big earrings are gay!

havingapoo.blogspot.com/2007/07/weight-loss-through-body-modification.html
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# mine are tiny compared to yours
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Yes.
And you'll regret it if you go above 13mm
I have a permanently open 8mm hole now, however long I don't wear an earring for.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I'll stop at 8
what?
I know I said that the last 4 times.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# i think they just look like you've got a big mole on your ear
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I use tunnels not plugs
so look more like a big hole in your ear than a mole
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# You're wearring a fucking plug in that picture.
I've got an 8mm and a 9mm clear plastic plug like the one's you're wearing, a really tidy 6mm screwback tunnel and some other bits and pieces, but I didn't start spending proper money again until I got up to about 22mm.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Bah you've found me out
I couldn't find a flesh tunnel at 7mm, but I got a lovely shiney flared 8mm one and the 6mm one I just took out two weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# jesus, it took me about a week to get to 4 mm, about another week to get to 6
then I went up to 10 in about 3 days.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# the few squid it costs me is half my shopping budget for two weeks
so i wait until pay day to get new ones
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Not keen meself
There was a guy at one of my former jobs who could (and frequently did) put a carabiner through his...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I wear my earring as a ring sometimes.
It's an inch across.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# digging holes?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# haha
reverse goatse

molese
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Bah you've ruined my secret stretching method
oooooh i got an idea for another but need to goto work, bah
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# that
is so much cuter than it should be!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Mindpiss
and yours was better :(
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Not a little mole then?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# same source image :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Are you cutting your hair then?
I'd like to see that!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# should do a sponsered Hair chopping
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I'd do it for enough money.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# what the hell is that thing you removed from your skin??
was it in your belly button?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# looks like junior manley's umbilical chord
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# It is this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# It's hosted by B3ta, you should be able to
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# it's the 9:15 to where's Wally
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Haha
& nice use of the word "knacker".
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# ^ this, mos' def.
Right, back to w*rk for me.

Catch all you lovely people later!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# What's this I hear about you winning a guitar?
Did you win a guitar? I missed that, you've not mentioned it AT ALL!

:-p
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Pffft!
*goes to w*rk*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# What Guitar?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# You keep saying that, yet here you are...
Realising that this is all sounding a little bitter, I love you really
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Knacker strain!
*treats*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# hahah
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *strains left knacker*
Heheh woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *nurses*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# oooh matron!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Less Hattie Jacques
But not exactly Babs either
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Babby Jacques?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ha ha!!
*wonders if it was caused by my verruca sock....*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# was it a
waxy pile-up?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# gah
you've just reminded me of that Otex advert


*bleah*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ick
nobody's earwax looks like that! it was like flaky, solidified diarrhoea!
damn you, otex!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I think it was caused by the insertion of a cotton bud
of gigantic proportions
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# giant cotton buds?
i thought they were only to be used on that gladiators show!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Wolf and Jet have saturday jobs sweeping the tunnels
it's their fault
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# you mean
they're not stacking shelves in tesco, which is the proper role of ex "celebs"?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Wolf is now the world's largest non-insect pollinator
who says tv doesn't get you anywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# he's what?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# he goes about pollinating plants
that's his job now

it says here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhh
I thought you meant has sex with people and animals
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# ah
you may be right - I don't think that has been disproved conclusively
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# i think he's
on telly tonight.

oh, no, it's pollenator 2...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Haha, ace.
Also: 'ning Mr Toast sir! Are you well? Long time no speakee...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# not bad thanks, and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# All of teh ace, ta!
*really goes back to w*rk this time*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *BA~GURKS!*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
i blame TFL's repair policy on your ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# very well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Arf!

flesh tunnel?
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
ecxellent work Monsieur Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# This is the soooouuuund of the underground!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)