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# George (not Roger) Melly has died


R.I.P., you insane fruity jazzman, you.
(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Sad news.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Nice violet thong
RIP Mr Jazzman
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Heh.
I changed my sig just now when I heard this.

Met him in Dublin Airport about 3 years ago
/crap claim to fame blog
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I know someone
that had to share a hotel room with him once. George was absolutely battered and kept asking whether the light was off when it was clearly on. Eventually the bloke I know got so annoyed with constantly having to tell him that it was on, he said it was off in an attempt to get him to shut up. Assuming the light to be off, George does what any sane, rational man would do: gets his knob out and starts a-tugging.

Legendary.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I think I've heard that story,
in varying forms, a number of times before. But then there are a lot of wankers in the world - and one would assume that many of them, in keeping with the old wives' tale, are blind.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# A two pronged attack
on the blindness front for George, then. Wanking and port. One vice for each eye.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I didn't know who he was until he died
Like with so many old folk.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# i still don't know who he is....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# He was good.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Melly
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *sigh*
i wish I had a discography.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Some old dude who died
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# rightyo then...
how much dosh did you raise in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# in the end of what?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# that sponsered walk dealy for her friend
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# you were supposed to say
"the end of my cock"

dumbass
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# £577.20
A large sum of it from B3tans.

:)
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# so will reveal the nenn diagram results in the wake of our generosity?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# wait!!
venn diagram....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Er....
I don't think that was part of the deal.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# rats!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# You got a picture of a naked lady, what more do you want?
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# i wanted to know if i was loved!!!
*needy*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Sad news indeed :(
3
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# OOOOOO
*readies video recording equipment for impending nekidness*

hello shugs x
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# *gasps*
*rips trousers away*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *readies frying pan*
i know all about the secret base in Bath!!
*is onto yous lot*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# well, it is sad when anyone dies
and it's bad form to speak ill of the dead and all
but he was a tosser
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# It's not sad when horrible people die
Why do you say he was a tosser?
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# see below
without the bit about liking him
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# He could be a deeply offensive, snide and churlish fellow
but there are so few real characters, or great wits, in entertainment any more.
I'd much rather be slagged off by a George Melly (who would at least be funny about it)
than shot by a member of So Solid Crew
(lodestone wakes...shakes...hits the brakes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# this is sad news indeed
*sheds a jizzy tear.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)