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# Heh.
I changed my sig just now when I heard this.

Met him in Dublin Airport about 3 years ago
/crap claim to fame blog
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I know someone
that had to share a hotel room with him once. George was absolutely battered and kept asking whether the light was off when it was clearly on. Eventually the bloke I know got so annoyed with constantly having to tell him that it was on, he said it was off in an attempt to get him to shut up. Assuming the light to be off, George does what any sane, rational man would do: gets his knob out and starts a-tugging.

Legendary.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I think I've heard that story,
in varying forms, a number of times before. But then there are a lot of wankers in the world - and one would assume that many of them, in keeping with the old wives' tale, are blind.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# A two pronged attack
on the blindness front for George, then. Wanking and port. One vice for each eye.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)