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# In other news
Is there anyway to block the mario folded penis on the fp?

Not a very nice thing to see at work.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# adblock?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# ^this^
a touch NSFW maybe?

edit/ but very funny as well
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# tell your server admin guy to block b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# my boss doesn't mind me going on b3ta
But I think he would change his mind if he sees the mario picture up.

Why did it have to get front paged? Kids go on this site.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Yes. i do.
it should'nt really. you have a point.

Do what i do and never go on the fp!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# You of all people
should know that kids have penises too.
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# OMG! Peedo!!11!!
etc etc ;)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# If it was boobs would you be this upset?
The penis isn't used in a sexual way - all men have them, it's a body part - relax!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# They're not very attractive though
especially folded weirdly
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Very true
I feel the complaints are more about the aesthetics than the NSFWness.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Yeah
Men are afraid to look at other men's nobs in case it turns them gay.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# looking at someone's nob turns them gay!?!?!
*looks at everyone's nobs*
*enjoys free reign over female population*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Yes,
I wanted a bigger nose
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Let's see if we can
come up with a visual gag involving weirdly-folded dirty-pillows and see if that gets on the FP.

It's the only way to know.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Good plan
I would start but mine aren't floppy enough to fold :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# that's not a statement that should make you sad!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# There's someone on here, with a pic in their profile, who could easily manage it
I forget who it is now....??

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# If I was at home I would not matter
But at work it does, as Caewan said, I will just have to avoid the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# i have www.b3ta.com/board bookmarked
i never come in via the front page
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ^This^
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# < This
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# This >
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# This \/
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# infinite ammo cheat activated
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
That has made my day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# This <^>\/
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# OMG!!!
Lara is NAKED!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# *Frantically changes view to try and get a look at the undercarriage*
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ^ this
boobs FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# if it was boobs it would be NSFW'd
I'm surprised by this.

Also, is it a re-post? (not knocking it, just I've seen it before, I assume here)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# if it was boobs
that looked like Mario at first glance
it's be front paged
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# It is a repost
and it caused as much outrage the second time as the first!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Why not just stay on the messageboard? ;)
I hardly ever check the fp once on the board good n proper like.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# fucking hell! how'd that get the fp?
boobs are wrong but cocks and pubes are fine now?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# serious?
it doesn't look like cock and pubes
it looks like Mario
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# in YOUR version of Nintendo
you sick, sick man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# *bum bounces*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)